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 0Posted on Aug 1st, 2012 | re: The Final Mr. Coconuts August 21st Blow Out! (11 comments)

Aren’t “going out of business” shows normally half the price, not double the price?

 +4Posted on Jul 9th, 2012 | re: Better Questions To Ask Emma Stone (34 comments)

Hey Emma – where do you get your ideas?

 +9Posted on Jul 6th, 2012 | re: One Billion Hours Is So Many Hours (8 comments)

I wonder how many of those hours were spent looking at your ambitious queue of documentaries and foreign films and then deciding to just watch Louie yet again.

 +4Posted on Jul 5th, 2012 | re: The Kidz Bop Cover Of "Call Me Maybe" Vs. The Internet (29 comments)

Scientific explanation: The amount the internet cares about a pop song is a direct ratio to its lyrical silliness. Remember Rebecca Black?

 +2Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: Mitt Romney's Sons On Conan (7 comments)

When is Triumph interviewing the Romney dog and dressage horse?

 +23Posted on Jun 21st, 2012 | re: Courtney Stodden's "Tribute To Marilyn" (31 comments)

I think what Marilyn’s really saying is that she wants her 6-inch lucite platforms back.

 +4Posted on Jun 20th, 2012 | re: Alec Baldwin Is The New Mr. Cool Disguise! (32 comments)

Jack Donaghost.

 +7Posted on May 29th, 2012 | re: Bob Saget Singing The National Anthem (25 comments)

Bob Saget is the most famous person who went to my high school. I know this because the school legit had a “wall of fame” with Bob Saget’s picture at the top (for aspiration purposes…or something).

 +2Posted on May 2nd, 2012 | re: Damon Lindelof Hints That Lost May Return, BUT HOW? (47 comments)

“We Have to Go Back to the Island” – An Amazing Race style reality show where the contestants must face real Lost obstacles like the Others, smoke monsters, invisible jars of peanut butter, etc. The catch is that they’re actually dead. I’d watch that.

Please use this photo as inspiration for the next “You Can Make It Up.”

 +3Posted on Apr 23rd, 2012 | re: It's Monday, Get Your Heads Out Of Those Bags (24 comments)

This is our generation’s yogurt cups.

 +17Posted on Apr 16th, 2012 | re: AHHHHHHH TUPAC SHAKUR RAP HOLOGRAM @ COACHELLA! (57 comments)

I can only hope that when I die, my hologram elicits half that reaction.

 +6Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Charlize Theron's Birthday Message To Kristen Stewart Is Too Much (22 comments)

I liked it, but didn’t think it was worth the ticket price and risk of bed bugs from an nyc theater (this is how I measure how much I liked a movie lately)

 +4Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Charlize Theron's Birthday Message To Kristen Stewart Is Too Much (22 comments)

Let’s hang out this summer! LYLAS!

 +12Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Corgi (25 comments)

Mine calmed down about the vacuum once he realized the Swiffer was his true nemesis.

 +6Posted on Apr 12th, 2012 | re: Battlefield America Trailer, You Guys (25 comments)

I’m glad somebody remembers my Seaside Heights battle dance win!

 +1Posted on Apr 12th, 2012 | re: Caine's Arcade Continues To Be Heartwarming For The Time Being! (3 comments)

“Preteens and Pinball Dreams” – coming soon to Bravo.

 +4Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Baller Photo Of Dustin Diamond (48 comments)

Have they looked into corporate sponsorships?

 +9Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: This Is Just A Very Baller Photo Of Dustin Diamond (48 comments)

Mine had a theme….and it was sparkly pastel pony centerpieces complete with boxers with a sparkly pony pattern as the party favor. I was almost too cool at 12 years old.

“I write all my own faces” – James van der Beek

 +9Posted on Apr 11th, 2012 | re: Matt Groening Reveals The Real Location Of Springfield (51 comments)

Everyone came dressed as their avatar.

Because we’re all dressing like our avatars, obviously! I’ll be the panda. Come say hi.

 +3Posted on Mar 13th, 2012 | re: Mr. Coconuts! One Week Away! (3 comments)

It’s just The Videogum Mr. Coconuts Promise

 +6Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE: The Ryan Gosling On Demand Channel (28 comments)

Ryan Gosling “hey girl” soundbite whenever your computer connects to the internet.

 +3Posted on Feb 3rd, 2012 | re: Bridget Jones's Diary 3 DELAYED! (24 comments)

…or Bridget Jone’s Diary 3 DELAHAYED?

I would definitely see the version of this movie starring Gabe as a British woman with dieting issues.