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 +7Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Greenberg (120 comments)

I tried to watch Dinner for Schmucks last night (required a lot of fast-forwarding), and now I am nominating it. Just like that. BAM!

 +21Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Bridesmaids (126 comments)

At the screening I was in, a guy sitting in the lower right corner of the theater was laughing SO HARD at certain parts (some of them not even intentionally super-funny parts) that sometimes I wasn’t sure whether the audience was laughing at the movie or at the guy who was laughing at the movie. Studios should hire him to be their ringer.

 +9Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys (74 comments)

It’s kind of impressive how many times Justin Timberlake sang in the trailer, considering that he has been a Real Actor for a while now.

More intrigued by this than I was by No Strings Attached, if only because I prefer these two over NatShton.

 +6Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: Midnight In Paris Trailer, You Guys (50 comments)

I’m still trying to figure out if there is *literal* magic involved. Maybe Owen Wilson came upon a midnight magic camp? (It’s an illusion!)

That’s probably it.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (559 comments)

The Wedding Date, because it is really bad. Away We Go, because it was full of WTFs/holes.

 +8Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Comic-Con Is Humanly Impossible (157 comments)

I got a free Comic-Con pass from work so I’m taking the train down from LA (no self-respecting LA-person ever takes public transit, but I have heard that traffic is a nightmare) on Saturday to see what it’s all about. I have to say, my main emotion surrounding the whole thing is dread. I will look for you, Gabe, in the terrifying ponies pavilion.

 +11Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E13: Welcome To Mr. Cluck's, Would You Like FUUUU With That? (119 comments)

I thought Desmond hit Locke so that Locke would see Jack again (at the hospital). Because Locke and Jack are having a sideways bromance, and… you know, spine things.

 +12Posted on Feb 26th, 2010 | re: You Wish The Quarantine Rapper Was Your Boyfriend (53 comments)

This guy is the new Flight of the Conchords.

 +1Posted on Feb 26th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$ (212 comments)

Is it just me, or is Ke$ha the Mr. Hyde to Taylor Swift’s Dr. Jekyll? Have we ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

 +2Posted on Jan 29th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 14.5 (69 comments)

I have never been a dog person, but for the sake of my family’s happiness I finally got used to my family’s giant, mischievous Saint Bernard. Now I find out that my dog is the father of a brood of puppies. I just don’t think that I can handle any more dogs, financially or emotionally. But my children are attached to these pups, and they seem to think that the woman who is willing to adopt them from us is a very bad person. I have already done so much for these puppies and for my family. I even competed in a hot dog eating contest, which resulted in so much vomit and discomfort. What should I do? I seek your spiritual counsel. I really don’t want my children to resent me any more than they already do.