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 0Posted on Apr 10th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (276 comments)

Last. For realzies? :-(

 +2Posted on Feb 27th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (276 comments)

nope. LAST

 +1Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

I keep apostrophizing Nazi for some reason. Stupid Nazis.

 +3Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

I suppose you’re right. Who knows what the Nazi’s have their hands in? Landry needs enough paper to win Tyra’s heart.

 +11Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

This show!!

 +5Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

The way this show plays with my emotions is crazy. Walt’s the worst, but his plea for Hank’s life is redeeming enough that the show left me feeling *bad* when he’s about to lose all his money to the nazi’s (how many people felt upset when he was going to lose all this money to the nazis?). Episode after episode of hating Walt, his awfulness has just gotten Hank killed, and I’m feeling guilty relief when he gets his one barrel?!?! WTF? This show.

But then the Jesse thing happens … and Ahhhhhh!!!

Speaking of money, I disagree that offering meth-cooking services would have been as persuasive as 80 million. 80 million is presumably several months of well-oiled meth cooking and distribution.

What I do find confusing is Todd wanting Jesse to cook. I don’t find it plausible that the Nazi’s would want to keep cooking after their 70 million payout. I don’t see these guys saving up to buy a second yacht.

Yea, but how many of those people would actually go, and aren’t just in this for shits and giggles (and possibly space-training)? Can you FORCE people to go to Mars? Is there like legal precedent for that?

 +5Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (108 comments)

“Why don’t you just kill yourself?” That line felt a little foreshadowy to me.

 +15Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (108 comments)

This is why I never EVER call my loved ones to tell them I’m going to be late but that I love them. Stupid TV.

 +4Posted on Aug 15th, 2013 | re: Explaining Your Stupid, Awful Bee Prank To A Friend (26 comments)

The guy on the bench at the one minute mark is too chill for this prank.

 +9Posted on Aug 15th, 2013 | re: Just A Great Little Documentary About Window Washers In New York City (13 comments)

I’ve come to vipe your vindows!!!

 +2Posted on Aug 7th, 2013 | re: Do Something That Scares You Every Day (11 comments)

Could I be a scarier pilot?

 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

With all the sincerity that can be conveyed by a stranger on the internet, thank you.

 +3Posted on Apr 29th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (18 comments)

You know nothing facetaco!

 +9Posted on Apr 26th, 2013 | re: Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls And Electricity (58 comments)

Nothing funny to say here. The pride with which she boasts that she’s producing energy “very quickly these days,” that in fact her delusions are progressing, is sad touching miserable irony.

 +33Posted on Apr 25th, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Good Anti-Gay Marriage Video (42 comments)

Just three lesbians having a healthy conversation about adultery … what’s the problem you guys?

 +8Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013 | re: The Moment I Learned That I Couldn't Control Fire (11 comments)

My parents told me I could do anything I set my mind to. Imagine that let down.

 +5Posted on Apr 17th, 2013 | re: Fuck CNN Though, For Real (67 comments)

For real with this! I’m dating someone who seems to primarily get her news from cnn.com. Having never visited the website myself, I was shocked to discover that an otherwise reasonable person believes that this counts as reading the news.

 +10Posted on Apr 16th, 2013 | re: What Will Be Our Virtual Reality Headset? (14 comments)

Grandma’s got the toaster on her face again. Play along you guys.

Except Gabe lets Kelly wear pants (I imagine).

 +1Posted on Apr 9th, 2013 | re: TV's Fakest Websites (4 comments)

I enjoy the technobleepy noise that pages make when they load.

 +1Posted on Apr 4th, 2013 | re: (36 comments)

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 0Posted on Apr 2nd, 2013 | re: The Lesson Here Is That Everyone Should Just Be Nice (22 comments)

Will someone fix the upvoting?

 0Posted on Mar 28th, 2013 | re: What "Important Part" Will Taylor Swift Play On New Girl?! (25 comments)

That picture reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKXmVE32uk

Which will always brighten up my day, forever.

 0Posted on Mar 26th, 2013 | re: Uh, What "Trails" Has Emma Watson "Blazed"? (31 comments)

I thought succumbing to dysentery was succeeding at Oregon Trail. Naming the party after teachers you disliked and sending them on a grueling pace with no rations was standard fare at my school. Bonus points if you KILLED ALL THE BISON.