Profile 
xphoenix87
Website: -

Latest Comments

Comments

 +17Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

Also known as “The Hornberger System”

 +2Posted on Dec 14th, 2009 | re: What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade? (162 comments)

“Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!”

 0Posted on Dec 9th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 13 (180 comments)

“Win A Valentine’s Day Date With Tad Hamilton’s Mona Lisa Smile”, featuring the inestimable Topher Grace

 +24Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (74 comments)

It was the dean on Community.

“I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.”

 +19Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, My Ninjas, Dad Discovered Horrorcore (46 comments)

Gabe Videogum

Am I doing it right?

 +29Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon (147 comments)

‘Yes, I can sign it “To Gabe ))<>((“, I don’t get it though…’

 +10Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Fun Signs, Guys! (78 comments)

Did you all know that Robert Pattinson stated in an interview that he would prefer the nickname “Spunk Ransom”? Because I did not know that until this last weekend (when I was reading up on ALL the latest Twilight news), and it is TBS Very Funny. Spunk Ransom! Ha.

Will there be battledancing?

 +10Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: That's Your Magician: Devlin (57 comments)

…That’s when I realized, Alex, I didn’t have to choose between my dual passions of magic and rocking out, and a new career was born.

 +10Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Avatar Looks Slightly Less Terrible! (22 comments)

Excuse me, but I am confused after watching this. Who exactly is this James Cameron fellow? Has he directed any movies that I might have seen?

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2009 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (70 comments)

“Cheers”
“M.A.S.H”
“Fawly Towers. Game Over. Have a nice day.”

That exchange killed me. John Oliver is the best

 +14Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread! (81 comments)

The wedding dance worked for me for the exact same reason that the Parkour open from the premier worked for me. It’s absolutely something that Michael (and Jim’s tacky brothers) would do. What might be a tacky pop culture reference in any other show works here because it fits perfectly with the characters, and they change it up to fit the characters so that it is hilarious. Dwight’s kick in the face, Kevin with the kleenex-box shoes, Andy with the walker, and Angela just walking down the aisle all killed me.

Honestly, I was scared that they were going to go far too cheesy with this episode, but they didn’t, and it was brilliant. The perfect mix of “LOL”s and “AWW”s to me.

 +5Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: Oh, American Idol Arcade Game, We Hardly/Never Knew You (26 comments)

You can hardly blame the developer for being upset. He just wanted to bring the family business to a larger audience

 +3Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 | re: Brett Ratner Claims He Had Sex With A Paraplegic (15 comments)

This comment displays a fundamental misunderstanding of the rules of Hangman.

Also, in the context of this post, shouldn’t it be “hangwoman”, AMIRIGHTGUYS???

anyone?

ok then

 +48Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gran Torino (205 comments)

 +5Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: More Important Relationship Advice From Fred And Sharon (25 comments)

A Sharon Spencer Reminder: Practice Moderation When Smoking Hashish

 +9Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Top Chef: Angels And Devils And Clowns (29 comments)

See, I’ve always found that the black and white dessert is the key to race relations. Look to the cookie Gabe, look to the cookie

 +12Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Terrence Howard Would LIke To Remind You To Wash Your Hands (47 comments)

A Terrence Howard Reminder: You Can Only Up-Vote Once

 +12Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Terrence Howard Would LIke To Remind You To Wash Your Hands (47 comments)

A Terrence Howard Reminder: Life is a Beautiful Go-Cart

 +3Posted on Sep 17th, 2009 | re: Why Can't Juggalos And Maggots Just Be Friends? (96 comments)

kanye