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 0Posted on May 31st | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (9 comments)

Ain’t Them Bodies Saints? More like Ain’t Them Shadows Super Shadowy. Jeeeezus I can’t see anything. Would it hurt you to turn on a couple lights?

 0Posted on May 22nd | re: School Bus Driver Pulls Warranted Prank On Kids (18 comments)

Kids do not love a good twist ending after all.

I love it when my boyfriend talks about spreading trolls across “multiple platforms” in a way that’s “meaningful.” It reminds me of how important he is.

 0Posted on Apr 5th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (22 comments)

He falls down all the time and it is all farts.

(I also didn’t watch it but I think this should be a pretty good approximation)

 0Posted on Apr 5th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

The Office, at this point, is a train wreck that I can’t take my eyes off of. It is like watching this broken thing limping to some sort of weird endgame. And yet I have to see it!

“Their response was excellent,” referring to the promptness of law enforcement in responding to the murder scene, is the best thing ever. It took this video from perfect to extra perfect.

 0Posted on Mar 27th | re: How Was This Even Supposed To Go, Though? (28 comments)

3/27/13 #neverforget

 0Posted on Mar 27th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (8 comments)

Hi Kelly! I have HBO GO on my iPhone and I have Apple TV. If you have both – which it sounds like you do – it is very easy to stream. It works just like any other video you choose to stream on Apple TV. When you select the episode you want to play, you begin playing it and then you just hit the button that shows up next to the volume bar (it kinda looks like an envelope I guess?) and it prompts you to pick whether you want to continue to stream on your phone or shoot it up to your Apple TV. Choose the latter and there you go!

If you have already set up this link between your phone and your tv, it’s a snap. It’s the same button you would hit to shoot youtube up on your tv. And then when you go to the next episode, which you inevitably will, you won’t even have to prompt the phone to shoot it up to the tv. If it is in the same viewing session it will automatically do it.

Let me know if you have any questions!

 +2Posted on Mar 19th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (11 comments)

I saw the Family Tree preview last night, in advance of the Girls finale on HBO On Demand (wow, that was so specific and so unnecessary). In any event, color me excited! Amazing lineup, and Christopher Guest certainly has an amazing pedigree (did you see what I did there? yes, you did now, because I pointed it out). I am looking forward to it!

 +6Posted on Mar 19th | re: Girls Season 2 Finale Open Thread (48 comments)

I read this far and I am glad I did. All great points, most of which I agree. You hit it on the head with Adam and Marnie. Particularly Adam, I think you are exactly right – sometimes people are just f’d up and cannot function in normal, mature relationships. At least not yet. And to suggest, as others have, that this girl was somehow “good” for Adam because she was helping him mature ignores the most significant development in their relationship: he went back to DRINKING to try to fit in with her and her friends and to be comfortable around her. This is not a good thing, and it never happened when he was allowed to be his f’d up, but sober, self with Hannah.

Regarding the book issue – I believe we are witnessing one day in the life. The day hasn’t concluded and her boss hasn’t had a chance to react to her failure to deliver the pages. I suspect we will begin season 3 from this point.

 +2Posted on Mar 8th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (29 comments)

Sofia didn’t let me watch that one. She said it was private.

 +7Posted on Mar 5th | re: Froggy Fresh - "Mike's Mom" (15 comments)

I’m beginning to think “James” is meant to symbolize the evil Krispy Kreme conglomerate. “Killing Mike’s mom” is a metaphor for eviscerating Froggy’s original nom de plume.

Also, it could simply mean that James killed Mike’s mom. What a dick.

 +10Posted on Feb 28th | re: Ugh, Fine, Let's Look At The Oreo Separator Machine (27 comments)

‘Step 5: do not eat this cookie, because it’s probably covered in metal filings and rat poop.”

 +3Posted on Feb 28th | re: Ugh, Fine, Let's Look At The Oreo Separator Machine (27 comments)

It’s like a Portlandia bit minus the comedic timing.

 +2Posted on Feb 28th | re: Short And Sweet: A Trampoline Accident Story (15 comments)

As far as tramp-ax vids go, this is pedestrian.

Your analogy is a good one. As Jerry Springer devolved, it was readily apparent that what he was offering wasn’t “reality” in the sense that we had come to expect it from other talk shows, but rather it was this alternate universe of “actors” effectively playing to one stereotype or another. We were in it together, and Springer wasn’t trying to sell it as real. Even the WWF dropped the whole “wrestling is real” schtick eventually.

But if you look at TLC’s lineup, some of these shows purport to be teaching us something, or revealing the real lives of real people. No one doubts the veracity of the extremely obese woman or the “baby story” stories of pregant women having babies. And on the other side of the coin, Honey Boo Boo is appreciated for the silly side show that it is. So where exactly does this show, and particularly this segment, fall? Are we “learning” or are we just having fun with Honey Boo Boo? And what are TLC’s obligations to presenting us with some sort of “truth” or “reality” in a program like this? Do they have any?

 +5Posted on Feb 26th | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Self-Proclaimed Jedi Master Alain Bloch (24 comments)

Wait, Kelly, I’m confused. Is he my boyfriend or your boyfriend? I was hoping it was the former, but you said you met him at a cafe and you speak as though YOU are dating him. Why are you stealing my Jedi boyfriend? Now I feel all weird and embarrassed in this Padme getup.

Can we talk for reals about this, guys? Is TLC under any obligation to “verify” this guy’s story? Is this a wink-wink nudge-nudge thing? I mean, it’s clear that this isn’t real, right? We can all say that here without fear of reprisal, right? See, here’s the thing: if this is a comedy bit, that’s fine. It’s lazy and uninspired, but at least we know what it is. But if this is ostensibly supposed to be an authentic examination of someone’s authentic addiction, should TLC be allowed to simply put this on the air like, “hey this is what this guy told us! Crazy, huh?!” Or do they owe their viewers a bit more than that? This is a confusing piece of television.

 +2Posted on Feb 22nd | re: INTERNET PRANKERS ARRESTED, PHASE ONE NOW COMPLETE (24 comments)

“Fun”raisers. Get it?

 +1Posted on Feb 22nd | re: INTERNET PRANKERS ARRESTED, PHASE ONE NOW COMPLETE (24 comments)

Isn’t it crazy that this thread is about pedestrians getting hit?

Zap me again, erthan.

 +11Posted on Feb 22nd | re: INTERNET PRANKERS ARRESTED, PHASE ONE NOW COMPLETE (24 comments)

“most of them were just harmless fun …” the news reporter says as the “pranksters” emerge from BOXES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. This is neither harmless, nor fun.

 +3Posted on Feb 21st | re: Looking Good, Anne Hathaway! (38 comments)

Me and erthan have a schtick. erthan, meet me here at 7:30am tomorrow. I want you behind me all day.

 +1Posted on Feb 21st | re: Looking Good, Anne Hathaway! (38 comments)

It’s either Jesus or Matt Pond (PA).

 +9Posted on Feb 21st | re: "Harlem Shake" Meme Is The #1 Song In The Country (18 comments)

don’t kill my pedestrian!

 +9Posted on Feb 21st | re: "Harlem Shake" Meme Is The #1 Song In The Country (18 comments)

I don’t care what the charts say, “Charlie Bit My Finger” is still my favorite song.