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 0Posted on Oct 27th, 2013 | re: This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys (25 comments)

Wolf Creek was a pretty good horror flick. So why is Wolf Creek 2 an action-adventure movie? Stop feeding me this garbage, movie maker guys.

 +3Posted on Oct 18th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (25 comments)

“Marshal, the killer is INSIDE your carry-on!”

$30,000 prank, mate.

 +7Posted on Sep 17th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (12 comments)

Calling GOOP a “weird liar” is my favorite thing of the day. It literally changed my entire state of being, from blah to delighted. Thanks!

 +2Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Monday Morning Keg Unloading (21 comments)

Well that’s a non sequitor if I’ve ever seen one.

 +11Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Monday Morning Keg Unloading (21 comments)

That’s exactly how I unload my dishwasher.

 +4Posted on Sep 13th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (11 comments)

No amount of ridicule would make me NOT want to see Jason Statham beat up a bunch of one-note redneck meth heads.

 +7Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Ugh, Baby Doesn't Even Know How To Blow Out A Candle (21 comments)

SPOILER ALERT: the baby was Bruce Willis all along.

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Dr. Phil Invites You To Use His Pod (21 comments)

(1) Get in pod.

(2) Attach vacuum pump to penis.

(3) Relax, guy!

(4) Exit pod.

 +6Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: Ugh, Baby Doesn't Even Know How To Blow Out A Candle (21 comments)

F’ing baby. Stop being such a … baby.

 +2Posted on Sep 9th, 2013 | re: How To Instantly Jump Farther (30 comments)

The best way to jump farther is to just jump farther for crying out loud.

 +9Posted on Aug 29th, 2013 | re: Imagining A Day With Shailene Woodley (67 comments)

The only thing I know her from is The Descendants. The George Clooney flick. She was the older daughter. Beyond that? She’s known for making toothpaste that makes your breath smell like fermented pig poop and “medicine” that, instead of curing your cancer, gives you a rash and upper respiratory congestion.

 +5Posted on Aug 28th, 2013 | re: Every Young Man's Battle: The Movie (21 comments)

“Hey Brad, did you bring your ‘buzz juice’ and some condoms?”

“HUH?!”

“Bible. I meant to say Bible.”

Can someone (maybe lawblog) PLEASE explain to me one more time the ricin/poisoned kid/lily of the valley thing? I simply cannot get my head around it. What happened? What did Walt think was going to happen? How could Walt be sure it was going to happen? And what was the motivation? I never understood this.

Why would Jesse have thought that Gus, and not Walt, poisoned the kid? Why would Gus have ever had the ricin cigarette?

 +4Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (11 comments)

You are overestimating my ability to get a gist. I GOT NO GIST!

 +10Posted on Aug 23rd, 2013 | re: Congratulations To Ben Affleck, Our New Mr. Batman! (102 comments)

Hiow about Milo v. Otis?

It seemingly went over as well with her friends and family that were there live as it did with the youtube commenters. Some of the crowd appears to disperse during the “march.”

 +17Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: How To Make A Ramen Burger At Home (42 comments)

“if you don’t have a ramikan, you can use a deli cup. And if you don’t have a deli cup, you can use a can of soup.”

… and if you don’t have a can of soup, you can just stop with this nonsense and get on with your life because jesus christ it’s ramen noodles and ground beef and you are an adult.

 +12Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: Oh Boy, Dr. Phil (83 comments)

Right. I’m not suggesting Dr. Phil is not a dolt. He is. As Carmen points out below, nothing better highlights a serious topic then tweeting it and throwing in a hashtag to boot. But I’m suggesting that I don’t think he (or his people) are trying to prompt a discussion about drunken date rape, and whether it’s ever ok. There is (at least potentially) a topic worth discussing in this shitty tweet.

 +28Posted on Aug 21st, 2013 | re: Oh Boy, Dr. Phil (83 comments)

I’m going to offer a counterpoint here (because someone has to?): the tweet does not ask whether the reader would have sex with a drunk girl who does not consent, rather it may be proposing a potentially interesting question – albeit in an inartful manner – about having sex with a girl you don’t know, but is obviously intoxicated, as a general matter. We’ve all gone to bars and had encounters with people we are attracted to but are quite obviously drunk, right? So the question is, if the woman is obviously drunk but clearly consenting, is it ok in that situation to have sex with her? And this prompts a more interesting debate: how drunk is too drunk? There are lines here, and anyone that has imbibed knows this. There is tipsy, buzzed, on the way to being drunk, drunk, really drunk, and too drunk. It’s a spectrum. So where along that spectrum ought we, as men, draw the line … even if the woman is apparently consenting? I would suggest that it is a question faced by lots of college age men fairly often.

 0Posted on Aug 16th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (11 comments)

I’ll have to give it a shot. I can do 30 minutes.

 +1Posted on Aug 16th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (11 comments)

So how was “Talking Bad”? I so intensely dislike “Talking Dead” that I refused to watch it, but I may give it a shot if it’s worthwhile.

 +6Posted on Aug 13th, 2013 | re: The Kids' Guide To The Internet! (54 comments)

Anyone watch past the 15:30 mark (I cannot stop watching)? BRILLIANT! Their advice for finding web addresses: GUESS! Yep, just guess. Their example was Cape Canaveral. The little boy asks, “how did you get that?” The older boy answers, “we just figured it out. Look.” And he shows the webpage, which has an address of ksc.nasa.gov.

That’s one hell of a guess. Life was so hard back then!

 +5Posted on Aug 13th, 2013 | re: The Kids' Guide To The Internet! (54 comments)

When do we learn about twerking?

I don’t care. I love it.

- Icona Pop