This reminds me of a nightmare I once had where a rascist, misogynistic holocaust denier revives his career by starring in a movie with a fucking beaver puppet.

At this very moment, Glenn Close’s agent is SCRAMBLING to hide every known copy of this ad.

“One of these kids is not like the other … one of these kids is not the same…”

I would submit that he’s South African. Is this starting to make sense to you now? Another piece to the ugly racist puzzle?

Motherfucking juggalos.

(I’m sorry, I just watched NINE MINUTES of Sugar Slam).

If you watch the whole fucking thing you literally become numb to the fucking F-word. It loses all its motherfucking power. Fucking true.

Exactly, Gabriel. STOP THE M F’ING PRESSES. Can we talk about this please? Fox News holds itself out to be a legit news agency, yet there’s a caption that flashes up on the screen twice that says the mother fucking kid “MET ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST.” What the mother fucking sucking WHAT?! NO. It doesn’t say that the little creepozoid Burpo SAYS he met John the Baptist. IT SAYS HE MOTHER FUCKING MET ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST!

“WELCOME TO YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY!”

- Me and Gabe (in unison)

’tis true. After the foot exam he cuts off the model’s penis and puts it in her mouth. That’ll teach you to only watch HALF of Gabe’s videos.