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Why is everyone still so gun-obsessed anyway? Start using reasonable melee weapons or get a sick crossbow like my man Daryl already!
Or go to the gun store next to the pharmacy (only applicable in Real America) and grab silencers. Jesus.

And to jump way back, I don’t think an entire water table would be affected by one zombie, if they are indeed separate wells. Natural filtration and shit. Blah blah.

 +1Posted on Nov 7th, 2011 | re: The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?) (118 comments)

“might be weird”

 +1Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E10: Oops, Now You're Dead (63 comments)

CaitlynRyan and I were discussing….
Weren’t the servers and pool girls told to grab what they could and leave?
Anyone think that video camera with the tape of Jesse cooking might have been lying around?

 0Posted on Jun 20th, 2011 | re: Russian Pranks Are Honest (42 comments)

Holy hell, did anyone look at the other videos that come up related to these “pranks”?
I recommend “Man has loads of fun with local police”, which is actually just someone running around in traffic (like, TRAFFIC) with a bucket on his head. Also Russian ladies forcibly kissing policewomen? I didn’t look for long but I’m convinced at least one of these videos contains footage of a straight up random murder.

In Soviet Russia, gay son stabs You!

 +2Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

Maybe my favorite thing all night.

 +4Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

IS THIS A COMPLAINT??

 0Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies (179 comments)

My Side of the Mitten
(ouch)

 +6Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: That's Your Picnic: Albanian Picnic (69 comments)

You guys have obviously never dealt with long-term exposure to Albanian folk music. Believe me, you’d all keep a mouth-gun handy as well.

 +4Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: That's Your Picnic: Albanian Picnic (69 comments)

Still not seeing what’s weird here, guys. How on earth do YOU picnic?

 +21Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: A Normal Man Makes Normal Videos For Selena Gomez (87 comments)

My first assumption was that this gentleman’s skin had become a host for the devil incarnate (would explain hair/skin…concerns) but THEN I noticed the lady 2 rows behind him in the purple shirt, who is obviously sucking out his essence through the back of his hairmet.

 -6Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

Wow, lot of assumptions in there.
BlackPotAndKettle-Gum.
(DOWNVOTE MEEEEE)

#alsobaseball

 -5Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

I think the fact that this thread became such a day-shattering ordeal for so many is a cause for introspection on everyone EXCEPT Gabe’s part. Can’t we find something actually upsetting to be upset about? Like forced beard-eating or cat massages?

 0Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Kirstie Alley Tattoo, Son (41 comments)

Just noticed your name. We are now mortal enemies.

 +2Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: MTV's Skins Is Not Child Porn (78 comments)

Sorry if this has been brought up, but I think Sam already broke this ground on Freaks and Geeks?

 +21Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (153 comments)

At this point, Darryl is the only thing about The Office that doesn’t have the sweet smell of imminent death hanging over it.

 0Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: That's Your Hand Model Girlfriend: Ellen Sirot (110 comments)

Around the 2:05 mark….something in me died.

 +4Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Post Your Salsa Dog Reaction Videos Here And Everywhere (205 comments)

I love this comment more than I expected to.

 +4Posted on Dec 3rd, 2010 | re: This Cat Hugging A Teddy Bear Just Gets It (95 comments)

^^^^^^^
Sociopath.

 0Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Correction Of The Day: David Simon's Hopefulless (31 comments)

Currently picturing Jeff and Chris Partlow in an alley…

 +1Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

Careful guys, downvoting a union man is precisely why my grandpa had to drive truck with a pistol under his dash for 10 years.

 +3Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: The Greatest Fight Of The Whole Century (2000-2012) (66 comments)

Highlight: A full 15 seconds of silence around the 1:50 mark, and then “There! Now my clip in bitch!”

Fuckin’ quickdraw over here.

 0Posted on Nov 17th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

A Pretty Decent Storm

+100! And happy to do it.