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 +7Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: This Is The Real NSFW (59 comments)

That watermelon just orgasmed.

 +6Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Who Should Star In An American Pie Reboot (42 comments)

Eugene Levy, cuznoduh. Also because he sat beside the class clown, and he studied him.

 +7Posted on Feb 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E04: Locke It Down! (Sorry!) (94 comments)

How is that cave a deus ex machina? It’s introduction didn’t instantly, unbelievably resolve anything. For that matter, no single cave/station/temple has deus ex machina’d a damn thing on this show. Is any new setting or character a deus ex machina simply by merit of its newness and having something to do with the plot? Should the entirety of Lost have taken place on the beach? Are you wishing this television series was just The Beach starring Leonardo DiCaprio? I knew it.

 +6Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: The Reset Button (139 comments)

Speaking of dumping, it should be “You don’t think I want to LIE down on the floor…”, you sorry piece of shit. Just kidding, consider that reset.

 0Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: An Interview With Die Antwoord (24 comments)

Ehhhhhhhhhh. Seems like it’s about the correct length.

 +5Posted on Feb 12th, 2010 | re: SPOILER ALERT: I Know How Get Him To The Greek Ends (63 comments)

It’s not about the destination, Gabe. It’s about the journey. Don’t you know you’re beautiful?

 +1Posted on Jan 21st, 2010 | re: The Season Of The Witch Trailer Rocks!* (29 comments)

Witches are always summoning wolves.

 0Posted on Jan 21st, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (As We Know Him) (57 comments)

There’s a bit in the Variety article that says Leno’s buyout would have been bigger than Conan’s contract. Jesus.

These titles are nice, but I want the real sick shit. The This Ain’t This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm (XXX)² shit. The market is speaking, Hustler.

 +2Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis Talks About Conan And Jay (49 comments)

Didn’t we just deride Jerry Seinfeld for weighing in on Conan v. Leno last week? Why all the vitriol for Jerry, but Louis gets a pass? Because he worked for Conan in 1576? What sort of yellow journalism is this?

 +8Posted on Jan 6th, 2010 | re: There Are No Stupid Answers, Only Stupid People Giving Answers (62 comments)

Humbert Humbert still loves you, girl.

 +9Posted on Jan 5th, 2010 | re: Your Mom On An Airplane To Phoenix (52 comments)

Bitter beer face?

 +1Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

 +5Posted on Nov 24th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

Rape-murder-rape-rape may be the worst, but those pants are a close rape-second.

 +48Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (79 comments)

Thanks for ruining my life, GIFSoup. There’s not a remote big enough to shove up my ass right now.

 +3Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (79 comments)

This place has gone bats for GIFs lately. Is there any reason why so many–

FREEZE!!!

 +4Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: World's Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level (27 comments)

Props for the accented-journalist red herring, though.

 +3Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest (30 comments)

More like, Beat Me To The Inevitable Shawne Merriman Abuse Charge Against Tila Tequila Contest Winner.

 +6Posted on Nov 20th, 2009 | re: People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest (30 comments)

I bet Shawne Merriman gets arrested for this.

Sports.

 +16Posted on Nov 19th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Wii "Praying" Game Is Fake (45 comments)

The priest jerks you off, hass, and it’s not a level but the end-game montage.

 +13Posted on Nov 19th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: This Wii "Praying" Game Is Fake (45 comments)

I’d rather go on a diet of worms than play this game. #churchjokes

 +4Posted on Nov 18th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Nick (53 comments)

It’s getting to the point where I can’t watch these Everything Is Terrible videos alone.

 +9Posted on Nov 17th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon (147 comments)

“What’d you say, JC Chasez? Beware the Ides of what?

Pull over, that ass too fat.

 +1Posted on Nov 13th, 2009 | re: Rihanna Keeps It A Little Too Real (19 comments)

Mao! MAO!!!