wish i were a karp
Find Me On:
I feel the need to point out that THAT IS NOT HOW YOU MEASURE FOR A BRA. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MEASURE ANYTHING AT ARMPIT LEVEL.
Don’t Ask, Didn’t Read?
Finally, a movie version of the Jeff Dunham Show.
If Tik Tok was a dumbed-down version of The Party by Uffie, this song is The Party sent through Google Translate a few times.
/ continuing a personal tradition of leaving Uffie-related comments on every Ke$ha post.
A Ke$ha rip-off? Does that make her a reverse Uffie?
“You have a pretty mouth.”
I just don’t know why the world needs a discount Uffie. There’s a perfectly good one already!
Well, that’s the last time I buy his wine.
More like Terminally Cute, amiright?
Stellizabeth’s children are just darling. -Gwyneth Paltrow
Not to nitpick, but you seem to have placed that poster in the fourth dimension.
David Lynch is working on it.
If you haven’t already, you should watch In the Loop, if only for the joke about I Heart Huckabees.
He looks like Querelle Jansen here! (http://nymag.com/fashion/models/qjansen/querellejansen/)
In any case, someone send this to Regretsy so they can make fun of it in more detail.
“This is Top Chef, not Top Scallop.” = a summary of the decade.