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 +2Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

At any age.

 +13Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

HOW DOES IT END???

 +11Posted on May 24th | re: How Many Actors Are There? (29 comments)

The pizza place shafted again.

 +3Posted on May 24th | re: Bruce Willis Says Mitt Romney Is An "Embarrassment" (6 comments)

Look who’s talking.

 +8Posted on Apr 18th | re: I Finally Have A Thing To Say About The Muppets (43 comments)

I feel like Spongebob captures a lot of that joy and magic and purity and sense of wonderment. I don’t watch the show regularly enough to really push the comparison, but I will say when I saw that movie (as a wee 21 year old), I was just blown away by how much fun I had.

 +5Posted on Apr 11th | re: Matt Groening Reveals The Real Location Of Springfield (51 comments)

“Great. Now, where’s Five Corners?” – 12 year old me

 +27Posted on Apr 4th | re: Those Are Your Glasses: Google Glasses (50 comments)

“Where’s the music section?”
“Oh, it’s right ove-”
“Quiet! I was talking to my glasses!”

And another small piece of our humanity dies. (I’m just kidding, this looks pretty cool.)

 +9Posted on Apr 4th | re: Ryan Gosling Saved A Woman From Getting Hit By A Taxi (57 comments)

No way! Literally?

 +7Posted on Mar 29th | re: John Cena Is I Guess Kind Of Right About Chuck And Blair (18 comments)

“You can’t see me.” – Chuck to Blair, according to John Cena

 +5Posted on Mar 26th | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Hunger Games Open Thread (96 comments)

A worthless picture?

 +4Posted on Mar 9th | re: A Reporter Walking Into A Pole (17 comments)

The slow-motion jaw jut and nod of affirmation prior to impact really makes it.

 +2Posted on Feb 24th | re: Enter The Videogum Oscar Pool! (120 comments)

Best Picture: The Artist
Best Actor: Jean Dujardin
Best Actress: Viola Davis
Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Plummer
Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer
Best Director: Michael Hazanavicius
Best Original Screenplay : Midnight In Paris
Best Adapted Screenplay: Descendants
Best Foreign Film: A Separation
Best Animated Film: Rango
Art Direction: Hugo
Cinematography: The Tree of Life
Costume Design: Hugo
Documentary (Feature): Undefeated
Documentary (Short Subject): Saving Face
Film Editing: The Artist
Makeup: The Iron Lady
Music (Original Score): War Horse
Music (Original Song): “Man or Muppet”
Short Film (Animated): “La Luna”
Short Film (Live Action): “The Shore”
Sound Editing: War Horse
Sound Mixing: War Horse
Visual Effects: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

The Glee cast, defying the transitive property.

 +5Posted on Jan 17th | re: Why Did We Ever Stop Campaigning Against The Ninja Turtles? (26 comments)

How long did you keep that in your holster? Soapboxgum! (not that I disagree)

A Time to Kill references FTW!

Close your eyes. Can you see him? Picture that ape. Now imagine that’s Meryl Streep. The time is now.

 +25Posted on Jan 10th | re: Watch A Person Paint Something Very Well (17 comments)

Wow. He destroys the 3-minute mark promised on his sign. After he finishes, he should just stare at the customer for 90 seconds before handing it over.

“I have to be leaving, but I won’t let that come between us, okay?”

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: What Will Fred Durst's Catchphrase Be On His CBS Sitcom? (41 comments)

“Quench your Durst.”

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (161 comments)

I just noticed that Meredith was in the men’s restroom. Your gif is both funny and informative!

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2011 | re: A Brief History Of "Between The Legs" Movie Posters (2 comments)

Thankfully not used for 2003′s The Cooler.

Counterpoint: Cupid.

“YOU. You were the most unprivileged.”