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 +3Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

I saw Be Kind Rewind and thought it was aight., but I saw it after spending a few days in Florida so perhaps my brain temporarily malfunctioned.

 +7Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

YES YES YES for the Invention of Lying. What a self-indulgent piece of crap!

 +9Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: I'd Hit That: Oscar Edition (122 comments)

God, Mark Ruffalo. What a fox who is also good at acting. Good acting fox! Also, why was Andrew Garfield not nominated? THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, ACADEMY? Have any of you seen the cover of Details? He deserves some sort of award just for that picture.

 +33Posted on Nov 1st, 2010 | re: The Rally To Restore Sanity And/Or Fear Photo Gallery And/Or Open Thread (82 comments)

I flew in from Chicago, and it was pretty great. Favorite sign: “There’s always money in the banana stand.” All economic issues SOLVED.

 +2Posted on Oct 11th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jane Lynch And Bruno Mars (56 comments)

Jon Stewart mentioned the “Well, Christine O’Donnell, you’re not really me, because I’ve never had to deny being a witch” thing on The Daily Show the day that commercial aired. Still, SNL took it a few steps further. “I lack a sufficient number of newts”.

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2010 | re: This Nerd Is The Final Boss Of Nerds And He Cannot Be Defeated (81 comments)

FROM BEHIND??

 +2Posted on Mar 25th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: George W. Bush Is A Jerk (76 comments)

All the upvotes for you!

 +6Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: The Black Truth About Cats And Basketballs (56 comments)

Also, you can’t wear glasses ever. Yuck! Glasses!

 +11Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: The Black Truth About Cats And Basketballs (56 comments)

Boop!

 0Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Uh Oh, The Monkeys Found Our Camera (38 comments)

I would love to insert the ape face onto Liz from My Life as Liz’s face in the new logo, BUT I am at my (design) internship and would not like to get fired. I hope another less busy monster takes this idea and makes it a reality.