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My favorite thing about this video is that camera operator is all…what? WTF? WTF?

 +5Posted on Oct 11th, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (24 comments)

I’m not the only one who spent my time watching Parks and Rec marveling at Sam Elliot’s gorgeous locks am I?

Also, to this day, I still can’t see him without thinking of Road House and silently saying to myself Dalton!

 +4Posted on Oct 1st, 2013 | re: Sleepy Hollow S01E03: Enter Faceless Nightmare Monster (48 comments)

I want them both to comb their respective hairs; and for Icky to get some modern clothes. He’s been wearing the same outfit for weeks.

 +9Posted on Sep 27th, 2013 | re: Sleepy Hollow S01E02: Season Of The (Skinless Zombie) Witch (25 comments)

No mention of Post-It note # 4 “TV – It’s like theater”? Because we lol’d.

 +13Posted on Sep 25th, 2013 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Ramen Noodles Beard Bowl (47 comments)

Just popping in to say that I got really busy at work, then went on a long (and well deserved) vacation; then came back to work and was super busy all over again. So I haven’t been posting, but I miss you guys. And also this guy? Vom!

 +4Posted on Aug 5th, 2013 | re: Faces Made While Watching The Canyons (39 comments)

Seriously, in a movie full of ridiculous things, TextTV was the most ridiculous.

Except for maybe how long Lindsay held her ear to the receiver of the one phone she was using to locate her other phone. No one does that! You just hold the phone and listen for your other phone’s ring!

 +4Posted on Jul 29th, 2013 | re: Cool Dad Rap! (51 comments)

He’s kind of a DILF mostly for the correct use of “flow.” He is also not a DILF, because who trusts motivational speakers? But he is kinda cute.

 +4Posted on Jul 26th, 2013 | re: What Is Even The Point Of Professional Comedy? (26 comments)

Did we go to the same high school? I too witnessed a friend slip on a banana peel in high school, and it remains one of the funniest things I have ever seen. You just can’t imagine that it can actually happen, and then it does and it’s hilarious.

 +2Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Nominations (54 comments)

I needed some place to say it, and you already pretty much said it, but Tatiana Maslany got robbed! ROBBED I TELL YOU!

 +10Posted on Jul 3rd, 2013 | re: Paula Deen Now Invoking Prop 8 In Her Defense (54 comments)

 +21Posted on Jul 1st, 2013 | re: For Once And For All: What In The Hell Is Minecraft? (67 comments)

I can’t help you on the Minecraft front; I still don’t know what it is. But are we going to talk about how Gabe made the top 20 of Buzzfeed’s hottest men in comedy? Are we?

 +4Posted on Jun 28th, 2013 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (14 comments)

I think the thing we need to point out here is that Willow Creek was directed by Bobcat Goldwaith. I genuinely don’t know how to process that.

 +5Posted on Jun 28th, 2013 | re: This Week In GIFs! (11 comments)

RuPaul has joined the cast as a spunky new secretary. She moonlights as a hair stylist. #fakespoilers

 +5Posted on Jun 27th, 2013 | re: Fruit Dance (27 comments)

I’m not going to lie. I was really disappointed that this was not a stop motion Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

 +4Posted on Jun 25th, 2013 | re: How To Use A Wire Cheese Slicer (24 comments)

Also, unscented dental floss does the trick. Boom!
[drops mic, rethinks it, picks it up and throws it at Sue Walker]

 +14Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: Mad Men Season Six Finale Open Thread (50 comments)

“NOT GREAT, BOB!” was, in fact, the best! My husband and I laughed for a solid 3 or 4 minutes.

 +1Posted on Jun 21st, 2013 | re: School Is Out For Summer, School Is Out Forever (11 comments)

I know, I was wondering do you hug it out when it’s over, or make out?

They’re also known for being mighty, mighty.

 +13Posted on Jun 17th, 2013 | re: I'm Sorry, Miss South Carolina, But We've Found Someone New (38 comments)

You know, I don’t think we give Miss South Carolina enough credit. The question was why is it a certain percentage of Americans could not identify the U.S. on a map. She responded:

“I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because, some… people out there in our nation don’t have maps…”

Nailed it!

 +9Posted on Jun 12th, 2013 | re: Jeep Vs. Pool (20 comments)

The human beings.

 +10Posted on Jun 11th, 2013 | re: Be Careful Whom You Let Behind The Wheel (12 comments)

It may also be affecting my sense of empathy…

 +10Posted on Jun 11th, 2013 | re: Be Careful Whom You Let Behind The Wheel (12 comments)

Watching internet videos has shredded my attention span. I know the kid is going in the water, do I really have to wait 1 min and 3 seconds to see it? Throw him in already!

 +9Posted on Jun 6th, 2013 | re: Dad Hits Son With Baseball!! FAIL (23 comments)

Or Michael Kors criticizing his tie…
“It’s like a kid rolling down a hill after getting hit by a baseball. What man wants to wear this tie?”

 +2Posted on Jun 3rd, 2013 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (No Offense, Mad Men) (93 comments)

Orphan Black has been really good; I’m not sure I’ll remember to tune in next Spring, but I want to.

 +2Posted on May 3rd, 2013 | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (36 comments)

I think Jynxx is a shoe-in, but I’m still team Alaska. I’ve realized that I like Alaska so much because she’s fabulously funny in and out of drag. Jynxx spends (or is edited to look like she spends) all of her time out of drag whining about how no one takes her seriously enough.