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The French Press pun is pretty good, and then there’s also this:

 0Posted on Jun 18th | re: Can We Talk About This Johnny Depp Thing For A Second (Again)? (66 comments)

The burning question though, is how many pictures of Native Americans does Johnny Depp have in his wallet?

 0Posted on Jun 18th | re: Scott Disick + American Psycho = Kanye West? (9 comments)

Great job staying cool and current, John Mayer.

 0Posted on Jun 18th | re: FINALLY: Choose Your Own Adventure: The Movie (34 comments)

I will only endorse this movie if it stars the ghost of MCA as Sir Stewart Wallace as Himself. (RIP)

 0Posted on Jun 14th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (41 comments)

He somehow managed to get to the point where his image now 100% revolves around obnoxious shades. He is nothing now but a giant pair of blowhard glasses.

 0Posted on Jun 14th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (41 comments)

You should see ii irl. I feel like I represented it pretty well.

 0Posted on Jun 14th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (41 comments)

Ugh so huge, sorry!

 0Posted on Jun 14th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (41 comments)

 0Posted on Jun 14th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (41 comments)

Good grief, Bono. Somehow when I was a kid I thought you were possibly the coolest guy in the universe. Your status continues to drop considerably as I (we) get older.

 0Posted on Jun 14th | re: Happy Father's Day (12 comments)

It’s not easy to get a digital keyboard to go out of tune, but somehow this guy managed it pretty well.

 0Posted on Jun 14th | re: Wait, Are We Allowed To Make Fun Of Amanda Bynes Again Or Not?! (13 comments)

1. Drive around high crashing into stuff
2. Tweet like a crazypants
3. Freak out randomly in public
4. Throw bong dangerously out of window to avoid arrest
5. ???
6. PROFIT.

I was just outside taking a stroll thinking “something is not quite right, why am I mildly uncomfortable?”. And then I realized it was the mild humidity and and half-assed sunshine, and I was like “Fuck June!” #socalproblems

 0Posted on Jun 13th | re: This Is Just A Good Ad For MySpace (39 comments)

Word on the street is that they seriously spent 20 MILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$ on this commercial.

Riff Raff and a Kurt Cobain impersonator do not come cheap, apparently.

 0Posted on Jun 12th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

Yeah, I have strong suspicions that dudes are not necessarily her thing.

 0Posted on Jun 12th | re: Jeep Vs. Pool (20 comments)

“Didn’t go as planned.” Uhhh, and that plan was…?

 0Posted on Jun 11th | re: D4NNY - "Goodybe" (Official Music Video) (13 comments)

Oh wow I totally forgot about Summer Jamz. One of my favorite things about this time of year.

 0Posted on Jun 11th | re: Group Sing-Along On Broken Plane: Better Or Worse? (16 comments)

There are several very annoying things about this video. But worst of all is the skinny vertical iPhone recording. When is this going to stop being a thing?? YOU CAN JUST TURN THE PHONE SIDEWAYS PEOPLE.

He’s going to poop his pants if he keeps walking around flexing his abs that hard.

 0Posted on Jun 7th | re: Quote Of The Day: Olivia Munn Knows The Pythagorean Theorem (25 comments)

“Hey, I know I’m like probably almost twice your age, but once in middle school I did a report on Catcher in the Rye, so like, I totally know what’s up.” – Me, getting some serious action at the bar tonight

 0Posted on Jun 6th | re: Where Did Superman's Underpants Go?! (17 comments)

If you’ve seen the epic motion picture Superman III, you know that Superman *does* have sex. But only with bimbo girlfriends of evil super-villain CEOs after he’s been half-debilitated by tainted pseudo-kryptonite given to him by Richard Pryor that doesn’t take away his powers but only makes him a horny douchebag.

 0Posted on Jun 5th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (106 comments)

This dude I work with is getting married in a couple of weeks, so obviously everyone got together for donuts and champagne at 10am this morning, because that’s what you do? Anyway today has henceforth been pretty groovy and I actually got some work done (I think – I could also have very easily been lying under my desk air-typing imaginary forms, but what’s the diff really).

 0Posted on Jun 5th | re: Maybe Drones Are Cool, Though? (21 comments)

Totally! Bring some pizza.

 0Posted on Jun 4th | re: Which Celeb Would You Actually WANT To Crash Your Wedding? (47 comments)

He forgot his dancing partner!

 0Posted on Jun 4th | re: Maybe Drones Are Cool, Though? (21 comments)

Remote Controlled Pizza Plane is the name of my new band.