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 +2Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E01: Keep Fucking That Chickenwolfpantherfairy! (93 comments)

This was, without a doubt, one of the biggest benefits of breaking up with my ex.

 +1Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: The Footloose Remake Trailer, You Guys (62 comments)

So then I assume you guys have seen the fan scene by scene remake: http://vimeo.com/22179430 ?
Because if you haven’t seen this, then you should probably take a minute and watch at least a little bit of this.

 +4Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

Needs more whole grain fibers!

 +4Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

I Am Spam

 +14Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

The conflict was that he was so handsome!

 +1Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

Agreed. Magnolia’s a failure, but it’s a magnificent one.

 0Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers (161 comments)

Exactly: spoilers are actual things w/r/t mysteries or dramas based around one piece of hidden information (Like for instance did you guys know that I am Keyser Soze?) but a romantic comedy? Not so much.

 +20Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Also A Group Discussion About Spoilers (161 comments)

When Ron did that last night all I could think was: “The Parks and Rec people must know about Thursday Night TV Open Thread, because this is gif heaven”

 +7Posted on May 13th, 2011 | re: Shake Weight+Newscaster TWSS=Perfect Videogum Synergy (26 comments)

Does it count if everyone on the newscast is clearly trying to become a viral video while advertising an obscene As Seen On Tv exercise product? These ‘news”casters’ are clearly all in on the joke, so is it a TWSS?

I guess what I’m saying is: Fake and Gay

 +3Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (121 comments)

Justified, One viewer’s experience:

Season 1, ep 1-6: Hmm, this is a kinda weak premise but the dialogue is very solid, and I like Timothy Olyphant, and I’m unemployed, so what the hell, I’ll stick with it.
Season 1, ep 7-9: Wow, they’ve really changed the tone, and the dialogue’s even better, and these characters are actually kinda great. I liked Walton Goggins in the Shield, but Boyd Crowter is the greatest.
Season 1, ep 10-13: Oh my God, that is how you build and finish a fucking plot arc. This show [i]rules[/i]

Season 2, ep 1-2: Oh no! OH NO! What have they done with my lovely show? WHY?
Season 2 ep 3-10: Oh, right, phew, this show is the greatest. Guess they were just doing that to capture a new, stupid audience? I’m just glad this show is back to being the tits.
Season 2, ep 11-12: Best drama on TV, hands down (until Breaking Bad comes back on, at least).
Season 2 ep 13: !!! !!! !!! !!! My only regret is I have to wait a year for more

 +15Posted on Apr 5th, 2011 | re: The World Isn't THAT Flat (45 comments)

Doesn’t it annoy anyone else that a flat world is actually much larger than a round one? The whole point of the discovery of a spherical globe was like, oh, if we want to go to Japan from California, we don’t have to go all the way over America and Europe and Asia, because the world is round, and thus smaller and easier to navigate!

What I’m trying to say here is Thomas Friedman is a prick.

 +18Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

To Catch a Predotter

 +4Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

I heard Jean-Luc Godotter was available. And the WachowSea Otters haven’t done anything exciting lately.

I don’t really care, as long as Sean Cottery stars.

 +3Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

Perhaps Ridley Scotter?

 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

The Ottertowners

 +25Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Garden State (275 comments)

Principal, while I admire your commitment to the scientific method, “not taking itself as seriously” and “not being high on its own sense of existential importance” is the exact way that Garden State would express itself if it was made in 2009 instead of 2004. This is merely a more recent (and thus hipper) expression of the twee sensibility, and in ten years both the earnest shallows of Garden State and the ironic time-bended shallows of (500) days will look dated and terrible.

 +30Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Bucket List (135 comments)

True story once upon a time I wanted to write movies (because I was in high school whaddyou want?) and I wrote this movie about an office drone milquetoast and the very first scene was him waking up in his room but everything was completely white and there was no decoration or anything and the sheets and the furniture anyway even me retardo Sofomore de High School thought: no way, that’s too stupid and obvious. If you ever saw that in a movie, you would hate it!

I, too, am excited for Garden State

 +22Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Bucket List (135 comments)

Yeah, just like in my favorite movie. It’s gonna be great.

 +8Posted on Mar 1st, 2011 | re: Charlie Sheen At Least Sane Enough To Backpedal (A Little) (50 comments)

Speaking of backpedalling (classic segue, right?) I just wanted everyone here to know that not only did I not watch the Oscars, but I didn’t even read ANYTHING about them durn Acadummy Andworse except the entire Videogum open thread. Because when it comes to “news” about inane bullshut yo mouth! that really noone in the world should care about even a little, Monsters are my only trusted source of “information.”
In other words, I’m giving you guys ALL THE OSCARS (except the grouch. I’m keeping him)

 +8Posted on Feb 11th, 2011 | re: X-Men: First Class Trailer, You Guys (66 comments)

Needs more Russel Brand!

 +3Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Splice (177 comments)

I am with you That One (although we’ve already geeked out over Cemetery Man and other various weirdo-horror somewhere deep in the archives). I liked Splice. Yeah, it was duuuum, and Adrien Brody also. But man, the monster sex? When they just go for it? Full on NSFW monster sex? That is some straight traumatic oedipal imagery. By no means the scariest or best horror movie, but at least the most interesting since Drag Me to Hell (which I think may well be the best of last decade.)

 +5Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

Titanic: There is no twist ending

 -6Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

Inception: A company hires a team of actors to convince a CEO that he hates his father, in order to take over his energy business

 +13Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Bill O'Reilly Would Like To Know Where The Moon Came From, Please (85 comments)

Yes, but he could eat it.

 +19Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

“Last year there was a cyclone in Brooklyn. It destroyed two vintage T-shirt stores and a banjo”