I think I’ll wait until Christmas to buy my girlfriend a car with one of those stupid red ribbons on top. Because those Christmas car commercials are basically real life.

Fingers crossed that it’s a parallel/prequel of sorts and Tony Soprano comes in at the finale and buys Pie-O-My.

Are you kidding me?! Now what the hell am I gonna do with all of these “Mark Wahlberg is basically Chuck Norris” zingers that I worked on all night???

That’s the best Marty Feldman impersonation I’ve seen in a while.

Abbott and Costello should be able to fix this dying franchise right up.

Thanks, Microsoft. You’re basically adding another hour I have to wait for my girlfriend to get ready to go out.

Come to South Korea: Where we clone dogs and don’t fake cry when our leader dies!