I’m surprised I haven’t seen sad Keanu ‘shopped in there yet.

Can we please be done with lens flares now?

Hello. I’m from cargum. Thankfully that Bugatti stickers at around $1.5 million, not 2.5! Much more reasonable. What a joke.

We did something right in the Golden State!! I’m proud a court had to overturn the bigoted views of a majority of my fellow Californians. Wait. Whatever. I’m just glad people are legally able to do what makes them happy. For now.

The best thing that happened in my theater that night wasn’t inception. Even though I loved it. The trailer for some generic horror movie set in an elevator came on, and at about a minute in, giant red letters read: “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” At this precise moment the entire theater let out a collective disgusted groan. Then half of us laughed knowing his career is over. It was magical.

Olivia Munn is hot.

Am I missing the point?

That was close! His assistant coach almost caught him. Good thing no one else was watching.

These guys would like to second Rep. Joe Barton’s comments.

I sure hope the bald kid with the spoon wasn’t there.