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 +5Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

I’m surprised I haven’t seen sad Keanu ‘shopped in there yet.

 +4Posted on Nov 17th, 2010 | re: Cowboys And Aliens Trailer, You Guys (74 comments)

Can we please be done with lens flares now?

 +5Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (48 comments)

Hello. I’m from cargum. Thankfully that Bugatti stickers at around $1.5 million, not 2.5! Much more reasonable. What a joke.

 +5Posted on Aug 4th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (96 comments)

We did something right in the Golden State!! I’m proud a court had to overturn the bigoted views of a majority of my fellow Californians. Wait. Whatever. I’m just glad people are legally able to do what makes them happy. For now.

 +93Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

The best thing that happened in my theater that night wasn’t inception. Even though I loved it. The trailer for some generic horror movie set in an elevator came on, and at about a minute in, giant red letters read: “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” At this precise moment the entire theater let out a collective disgusted groan. Then half of us laughed knowing his career is over. It was magical.

Olivia Munn is hot.

Am I missing the point?

That was close! His assistant coach almost caught him. Good thing no one else was watching.

 +23Posted on Jun 17th, 2010 | re: Representative Joe Barton Needs To Make Another Apology (81 comments)

These guys would like to second Rep. Joe Barton’s comments.

 +27Posted on Jun 11th, 2010 | re: You Guys, We Should Chew More Gum! (53 comments)

 +12Posted on Jun 10th, 2010 | re: You Can Make It Up: Sad Keanu Attends A Child's Birthday Party (43 comments)

I sure hope the bald kid with the spoon wasn’t there.

 0Posted on May 27th, 2010 | re: The Morning Glory Trailer Is A Liar (43 comments)

I noticed that too…so close. But Diane Keaton presence is a major buzzkill for me.

 +1Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: The Morning Glory Trailer Is A Liar (43 comments)

Pros: Harrison Ford, Rachel McAdams, Jeff Goldblum
Con: Diane Keaton

Guess I won’t be seeing this.

 +21Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: "The Coolest You'll Look Pooping Your Pants" (68 comments)

This guy knows what I’m talking about

 +8Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: "The Coolest You'll Look Pooping Your Pants" (68 comments)

This is barely worse than the teddy bear back pack leashes

 +2Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: 'Gum Bowl Edition (111 comments)

We officially challenge Betty White to a duel.

I spy Annie Clark!! Worst rave music ever….

 +4Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: Chris Klein's Mamma Mia! Audition Is Very Upsetting (72 comments)

We should introduce these two. Klein is giving me the major creeps.

 +2Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: NBC Introduces Its New FAIL Fall Lineup (118 comments)

Am I supposed to be laughing after watching the cape and undercovers trailers? Because I am. I can’t wait to see how NBC turns generic 90′s action movies into full 20 episode seasons. Good luck!

 +6Posted on May 10th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Iron Man 2 (243 comments)

Iron Man was meh. But did you guys see the Inception trailer?! So much yes.

 +3Posted on May 5th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E15: How Do You Say "R.I.P." In SPOILER ALERT? (178 comments)

I hope you weren’t mocking In-N-Out Gabe…It’s all LA has going for it. So….delicious….

I think only Rourke’s barmates at the end there will ever know if he is indeed pamela anderson.

 +4Posted on Apr 29th, 2010 | re: Well, The Jonah Hex Trailer Is Dumb (88 comments)

Didn’t Hollywood learn its lesson from Wild Wild West? That was rhetorical. Clearly not.

 +27Posted on Apr 29th, 2010 | re: Well, The Jonah Hex Trailer Is Dumb (88 comments)

I miss you Gob….

 +10Posted on Apr 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics (291 comments)

This made me sad. So so sad.

 +5Posted on Apr 27th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 22: #worstbiopics (291 comments)

Tim James IS President of the United States