Profile 
wherewolf
Website: -
Find Me On:

Latest Comments

Comments

 +5Posted on Jan 17th | re: Missing Person Update: Ryan Gosling Re: The Golden Globes (17 comments)

Hahah struggling actor.

 +6Posted on Aug 1st, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E06: Go Directly To Vampire Jail, Do Not Pass Vampire Go (28 comments)

I disagree (and I rest my case).

Sweet Dee, is that you?

 +3Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

No one commented on the Higher Ground trailer! I have absolutely no idea why, but it looks really interesting to me!

 +11Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E03: The Witches Of Barfwick (27 comments)

This recap was amazing!

“The prophecy warns us that every 1,000 years, a coven of witches will gather in the back room of a yarn store and commit dark acts of dangerous magic over an improperly-chilled bottle of rosé.”

 +1Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: Happy 5th Of July! (11 comments)

Needs more Lt. Dangle.

 0Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Tropic Thunder

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Mary Poppins

(Oh, its a VERY jolly holiday with you, Bert ;) )

Oh come on, if you were all alone, you know you’d get all kinds of into it. Just like I did. Twice.

 +5Posted on May 19th, 2011 | re: We Are Experience Mild Technical Difficulties With The Lawnmower Man (65 comments)

Sure, he’s no Old Spice guy….but I think I’m in love. Plus, kittens.

 0Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

YES!! THE WORST!!!

 +4Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Godsauce (42 comments)

 +2Posted on Apr 20th, 2011 | re: Go To Sleep, Baby Lions (33 comments)

This totally creeped me out. I mean, it was cute at first. But the lingering shots on the body of the sleeping baby lion and the close-up paw stroking…too much. Too creepy.

 +2Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: APPLE STORE DANCE TO CHECK IT OUT!! (97 comments)

Ha that was my favorite part! (Only because the pelvic thrust is my fallback move when I hit the clubs)…. cellmates?

 0Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

I just realized that no one invited Fergie & her “lovely lady lumps” to the tea party. Rare miss, internet. Camel humps, I suppose, will do.

*Pours a second cup of tea and sips deeply, washing away the feelings of disdain for the world (internet), and then wonders why no one attends her tea parties.

 +24Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread (136 comments)

Oh, same here! I spend about five minutes proof reading my small contributions, thinking about ways to phrase ideas differently for more laughs…and then I refresh the page every few minutes to see if anyone has upvoted or commented on my comments. AND THEN I get sad thinking about how happy I get when internet people think I’m funny.

I didn’t know commenting anonymously on a pop culture blog could be so complicated! Whatever, love it anyway!

(This comment took five minutes to write and edit…sad times at wherewolf high)

 +7Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread (136 comments)

It’s crazy how many pictures there are of you floating around the internet. Interweb Celeb over here!

 +43Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

One lump or two, unionman?

 +19Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Go To Bed, James Franco (76 comments)

You know what I think is weird? My mom is obsessed with him! She is always filling me in on fun Franco facts…like that he used to work at McDonald’s. Cool story, mom!

#moms…

 +7Posted on Apr 6th, 2011 | re: Alec Baldwin Spreads Vicious 30 Rock Rumors (41 comments)

MILF Island

(It would probably have elements of Bridalplasty and outlast Survivor…)

 +11Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMY SEDARIS! (29 comments)

“If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts we’d all have a bowl of granola.”

(I could do SWC quotes all day)

 +7Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMY SEDARIS! (29 comments)

It makes me as damp as a cellar down there… All mildewy…enter if you dare.

 +9Posted on Mar 17th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Starlee Kine (80 comments)

Fritter

 +5Posted on Mar 8th, 2011 | re: How To Pick Up Topher Grace (49 comments)

10 Things I Hate About Topher

 +15Posted on Mar 8th, 2011 | re: How To Pick Up Topher Grace (49 comments)

Sounds like a fun and very timely spin off of She’s All That…..working title: T’s All That?