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“I will treasure this MTV Moonman award for Best Naked Music Video Appearance forever, because it’s what true serious art is all about.”

 +1Posted on Feb 13th, 2013 | re: Thirty-Six Hours With Dan Harmon (11 comments)

Ew, “Who was your Dan Harmon?” Who wrote that article, James Lipton?
Can I nominate “Who was your ______?” to be our generation’s “Where do you get your ideas?”

 +8Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: ATTN: Jared Leto Needs Your Help! (19 comments)

He’s not just looking for albinos! Also “raver kids with lights tricks or who can dance.” Good music video or greatest music video?
I enjoyed Joe Mande’s follow-up casting tweets …

 +4Posted on Oct 19th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

Oh cool — it’s non-denominational, actually. It’s a good school and I’m really excited! And a lil’ nervous.

 +8Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

I’ll be pursuing an MA in Theology and Ministry, with an emphasis in either theology and the arts or urban studies. Which just means I’ll probably end up working for some kind of urban ministry or behind the scenes at a church but WHO KNOWS.

 +9Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (202 comments)

I have everything but the essay portion completed for my application to seminary. Tonight I’m going out for sushi and Halloween costume shopping with my best friend, which means that instead of either working or writing my essay, which is what I intended to do today, I’ve been having a lot of thought tangents like “Where can I get a lead pipe, and should I paint blood on it?” and “Should I buy a new cigarette holder?”

I’m going as Miss Scarlet from Clue. I REALLY wanted to be The Bride from Kill Bill but it turns out those yellow jumpsuits are ridic expensive.

 +13Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: Courtney Stodden's 52-Year-Old Husband Defines "Child Molester" (22 comments)

Seems like he’s trying to distract us from remembering he’s super bendy, liver-eating serial killer who lives in a nest of bile. BUT I CAN NEVER FORGET, DOUG.

 +2Posted on Oct 4th, 2012 | re: So, There Is An Arrested Development Contest (20 comments)

man, nothing worse than wanting this so badly but having no artistic skill whatsoever.

 +13Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

This whole thing really kind of fills me with despair. We are no longer able to have civil conversations with people we disagree with in this country–our opinions are now expressed by what we eat or don’t eat or what we click “Like” on on Facebook and there’s wholesale dehumanization of anyone in the opposing camp. And it’s only going to get more polarized.
I have to go watch some trampoline accidents now, I’m feeling too many scary feelings.

That baby’s onesie game is on point

There is nothing worse than a 22-year old who thinks she has life figured out. I wonder if she’ll still have such a sneer-y face when she’s 45?

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman (84 comments)

That scene made me uncomfortable too!! And then I walked out into the lobby of the theater where I saw it and they had the kids’ costumes on display and they looked SO tiny that it made me feel even squickier. Very gross old man of Wes. That said, I loved everything else about the movie.

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman (84 comments)

 +4Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

It takes a village!

 +11Posted on May 25th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (24 comments)

But what of Punch Drunk Love, Gabe? WHAT OF PUNCH DRUNK LOVE

 +13Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

I don’t know.

 +46Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

I had to stop watching because even his hair is asking to be punched. He is like the love child of Sean Penn and Quentin Tarantino and EXACTLY as insufferable as the two of them combined.

 +22Posted on Apr 3rd, 2012 | re: Mary J. Blige's Burger King Commercial Posted Without Commentary (34 comments)

“What if every single food commercial was just Mary J Blige singing the ingredients?”
–Peggy Olson

 +5Posted on Mar 15th, 2012 | re: That's Michael Cera's Girlfriend: Allison (22 comments)

She should have thrown a mayonnegg in there, otherwise A++ work.

 0Posted on Mar 15th, 2012 | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (7 comments)

Heather Lawless had some of the very funniest bits in all those old Variety Shac shorts, ie the “Flowers in the Attic” book club one with Fred Armisen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVNliSwKWEc

 +6Posted on Mar 8th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: Tim Riggins Knows A Better Way To Tie Your Shoes (25 comments)

Tim Riggins! Come back! Tell me the best way to fold a fitted sheet! Tim Riggins! Tim Rigggggins.

 +2Posted on Mar 7th, 2012 | re: Doug? (23 comments)

“Sacagawea? Sacagawea. Sacagawea. Sacagawea? Sacagawea. Sacagawea.”
” … she’s really not giving us the time of day at all.”

 +10Posted on Dec 8th, 2011 | re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Ms. Cool Disguise (25 comments)

I don’t know, I feel like fake mustaches are still a valid option for women.

 +8Posted on Dec 7th, 2011 | re: Michael Moore Hems And Haws His Way Towards Something Resembling Honesty (51 comments)

“Midlist”? I’ve been reading a MIDLIST blog this WHOLE TIME????