BANTER!

I don’t know, I feel like fake mustaches are still a valid option for women.

“Midlist”? I’ve been reading a MIDLIST blog this WHOLE TIME????

hey so you should actually do this tumblr because I would visit it thanks

I guess I’m going to have to send this to everyone in my friend circle so they’ll get it when I start saying, “Is it myth. Or is it re-al-i-ty.” with that inflection whenever possible.

So when you are the voice/operator of a talking trashcan at Disney World, what do you put on your resume? “Trash Can Voice”? “Vocal Actor/Improvisor–Talking Trash Can”? “Garbage Voice”? I kind of can’t stop thinking about how this is someone’s job that they possibly have for months or YEARS …

Silver lining: if ever I apply for one of these elusive comment-for-pay jobs, my comment will serve as my entire resume.

They’ll probably hire me for ALL of the jobs when they see how loyal and eloquent I am, right? Right!