“I will treasure this MTV Moonman award for Best Naked Music Video Appearance forever, because it’s what true serious art is all about.”
Ew, “Who was your Dan Harmon?” Who wrote that article, James Lipton?
Can I nominate “Who was your ______?” to be our generation’s “Where do you get your ideas?”
Oh cool — it’s non-denominational, actually. It’s a good school and I’m really excited! And a lil’ nervous.
I’ll be pursuing an MA in Theology and Ministry, with an emphasis in either theology and the arts or urban studies. Which just means I’ll probably end up working for some kind of urban ministry or behind the scenes at a church but WHO KNOWS.
I have everything but the essay portion completed for my application to seminary. Tonight I’m going out for sushi and Halloween costume shopping with my best friend, which means that instead of either working or writing my essay, which is what I intended to do today, I’ve been having a lot of thought tangents like “Where can I get a lead pipe, and should I paint blood on it?” and “Should I buy a new cigarette holder?”
I’m going as Miss Scarlet from Clue. I REALLY wanted to be The Bride from Kill Bill but it turns out those yellow jumpsuits are ridic expensive.
This whole thing really kind of fills me with despair. We are no longer able to have civil conversations with people we disagree with in this country–our opinions are now expressed by what we eat or don’t eat or what we click “Like” on on Facebook and there’s wholesale dehumanization of anyone in the opposing camp. And it’s only going to get more polarized.
I have to go watch some trampoline accidents now, I’m feeling too many scary feelings.
That baby’s onesie game is on point
There is nothing worse than a 22-year old who thinks she has life figured out. I wonder if she’ll still have such a sneer-y face when she’s 45?
That scene made me uncomfortable too!! And then I walked out into the lobby of the theater where I saw it and they had the kids’ costumes on display and they looked SO tiny that it made me feel even squickier. Very gross old man of Wes. That said, I loved everything else about the movie.
It takes a village!
But what of Punch Drunk Love, Gabe? WHAT OF PUNCH DRUNK LOVE
I had to stop watching because even his hair is asking to be punched. He is like the love child of Sean Penn and Quentin Tarantino and EXACTLY as insufferable as the two of them combined.
“What if every single food commercial was just Mary J Blige singing the ingredients?”
She should have thrown a mayonnegg in there, otherwise A++ work.
Heather Lawless had some of the very funniest bits in all those old Variety Shac shorts, ie the “Flowers in the Attic” book club one with Fred Armisen:
Tim Riggins! Come back! Tell me the best way to fold a fitted sheet! Tim Riggins! Tim Rigggggins.
“Sacagawea? Sacagawea. Sacagawea. Sacagawea? Sacagawea. Sacagawea.”
” … she’s really not giving us the time of day at all.”
“Midlist”? I’ve been reading a MIDLIST blog this WHOLE TIME????