People don’t like Stella? Just kidding, I know they don’t. Because they’re stupid.

Stella is how I weed out potential friends. It’s the new MST3K(Joel only).

You no laugh? No Michele for you!

I didn’t realize it didn’t return because it wasn’t popular.

MIB lives in Connecticut. I learned that from the last Time Out New York (any of you NYers want to send me other big city things to enhance my small-town life, I’ll thank you for it.).

Also, since I’m typing, Max (the one in the red?) is super cute, in the Gabetini video.

The end.

I just want to figure out how to harness the technology of changing channels by jumping up and down on the floor, thereby solving the childhood obesity EPIDEMIC.

DIsappointing! Usually ubernerd shit like that turns me on, and I’m feeling pretty dry. I did like the last scene, of Lordi and his “kookoo!” affirmation of…homeless Santa guy. How you say…takes one to know one?

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Ok, so I’ve been meaning to ask:

I have found myself saying “cramazing.” Cribbed from this site. I don’t know what it means, I just sort of toss it out there when I can.

“Kruh-maize-ing”

So, I’m thinking it means “crazy amazing?” That should be Kelly’s catchphrase. And then I can tell my non-Videogum reading Office watching friends that I secretly write for the show.

I thought what she said was really sweet. And mature. Recognizing that the best relationships aren’t the honeymoon phase face-sucking marathon – I mean yeah, she made it sound a little sad, but being 100% yourself with someone is just about the best.

After pizzatinis and hooking Bass.

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I went to a wedding that had a mashed potato bar, and it was served in martini glasses. Do you know how hard it is to get drunk off sweet potatos?? We gave it our best, anyways.

Ha! I think that’s the best mash-up ever.

I really want to cut myself, for having the hots for Chuck Bass like I do. I make myself sad. And my dad even loved me enough, in the proper way, but I still want to put my worm on a hook and get myself a Bass…

No way! Paul Rudd is like the black sheep younger brother John C and his ro-co career WISHES he was.

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