Thoughts on monkey operating vending machine: 1. this monkey is so smart it’s making me uncomfortable 2. JESUS MONKEY CALM DOWN IT’S JUST A JUICE
How is your sister’s #1 birthday wish not “see Sharon Needles and Alaska RIGHT NOW”?? You have a couple of weeks to convert her!
This is the comment I’ve been waiting all week to upvote. Thank you.
(P.S. I’m seeing Latrice perform this weekend! ON A BOAT! Happy Portland Pride everybody!)
For a while, before it logged me out entirely, every time I went to upvote something, it would work briefly, and then the number of upvotes would go back down and the thumb would un-green itself. It was the most disheartening thing. UPVOTE REJECTED
re: low upvotes – at least for me (and some people on Stereogum where someone started a similar thread this week) I’ve been having logging-in problems – I straight up can’t log in at all on Chrome and finally had to try commenting via IE (ugh) just to see what was up. And while it was very stressful not being able to upvote every drag race gif anyone ever posts, I was also too lazy to look into further until you asked. Thanks for your concern Gabe!!!
Sorry but this is the way I am reading that comment:
“Watch sexy babes work in an office with LITTLE to NO AIR CONDITIONING! They’re HOT and EXXXTRA ORNERY!!”
When I read this I was totally picturing Naomi Campbell, which made this headline a lot more confusing.
A really intense Japanese game(?) show did this where they locked a guy in an apartment with zero possessions and he had to win all of his stuff via sweepstakes only – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi
Carmen was pretty clueless but for some reason I remember her fondly…she was kind of unintentionally hilarious? Like in a vapid pretty girl way? Better than being Phi Phi clueless, anyway.
I made a painting for Mother’s Day and mailed it off today which is pretty satisfying (compromise between my mom’s desire for flowers and pretty colors and my desire for incomprehensible geometric structures) and then next week I’M GOING TO COPENHAGEN + MALMO FOR EUROVISION WEEK AHHHHHHHH
Manila’s flapper outfit!! Raja’s every single outfit!!! Her latest one at the season 5 reunion/crowning continued this trend. Season 3 was definitely the best one fashion-wise, if you ask me (shout out to Yara Sofia too).
Now that all the terrible drama Alyssa and Coco were having is in the past and all that’s left is reaction gifs, I’m pretty on board with Alyssa and her crazyface. The fan art in the recap episode just about killed me
One time I dreamed I rode a tandem bicycle with Taylor Swift. We also took a plane somewhere and I was all excited to tell my friends how awesome she was (I still did, upon waking). I feel like we’ve been BFFs ever since
Wow, now I feel like I need to save this information for future blackmailing, or something…
…anyways, Porpentine’s stuff is more CYOA than text-parsing IF…I’ve only played one actual IF game so far, which was Counterfeit Monkey by Emily Short, which was Very Good and Quite Clever (official review).
SORRY NOT SORRY FOR GIF SIZE #NORUPAULOGIES
The American one – to be honest I barely remember what happened at the end, I was still a baby gay at the time and hating it at the same I marathon-watched the whole thing. I tried the British one later and it just felt really weird so I stopped
I’m only just getting into them because of this author – all the ones I’ve played by her are great (even the Ke$ha fanfic one??)
Oh, and out of nowhere I started rewatching old Queer As Folk episodes and hooo boy that show just gets even more terrible+amazing with time
My biggest accomplishment today was finding the alternate ending to Howling Dogs (http://aliendovecote.com/uploads/twine/howlingdogs/howlingdogs.html) (PLAY IT GUYS IT’S TEXT BASED SO YOU CAN EVEN DO IT AT WORK LIKE ME). It took more hints than it should have but I appreciate the game even more than I did before, which is no easy feat.
Also it’s sunny! I ate lunch outside in the shade comfortably! What!
uh, one time i drew Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon Levitt on MS Paint, does that count?
my sister put it this way: “how is his face so round and so angular at the same time??”
I’m going clam digging this weekend!! That’s not a euphemism!!!