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Deen Cuisine:

 +4Posted on Feb 23rd | re: Top Chef S09E15: Open Thread (34 comments)

Just so long as your safe Gabe.

 +4Posted on Feb 22nd | re: And The Award For Being "The Best" Goes To...Judy Blume! (33 comments)

True story: When we were kids, my mum used to take us to Children’s Books fairs all the time. One time Judy Blume was there (in Australia!) but for whatever reason I couldn’t be there – important kid stuff. She was my favourite, so my mum raced across town to pick me up and speed me back there.

Unfortunately, I was too late. But Judy Blume left me a copy of Superfudge with the inscription ‘Dear [What What], I’m sorry I missed you and I hope you enjoy this, Judy’.

It’s still at my parents’ place somewhere.

This is at least the second time she’s been awarded ‘The Best’.

 +1Posted on Feb 19th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (102 comments)

Sweet! My tip was #4.

 0Posted on Feb 14th | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

GILMORE GIRLS 4 LYFE!

 0Posted on Feb 14th | re: The Videogum TV Club Poll: What Do You Wanna Watch?! (159 comments)

Yep.

 +7Posted on Feb 7th | re: The Casual Slide (15 comments)

Artax!

Chris Trash is trying to steal this week’s lowest rated.

The perfect crime.

What a weird looking kitchen.

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (56 comments)

Just say how much you hate Parks and Recreation. Guaranteed lowest rated.

“Fuck Katherine Heigl”

I don’t know why, but I can’t not see this starring Parker Posey. This has ‘Parker Posey’ writtn all over it.

In fact, I predict they’re going to clone Parker Posey twice so that she can play all the lead characters and the band will be called ‘Parker and the Poseys’ and it will be amazing.

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (34 comments)

Hey, congrats to all ballin’ monsters.

I’m actually heading to New York City (if it still exists) for a few weeks in September. Do any NYC monsters have any recommendations of things to see? Comedy clubs? Restaurants?

 +1Posted on Aug 19th, 2011 | re: Congratulations To Danny DeVito On His Hollywood Star (33 comments)

Ruthless People was the best. It’s pretty much Bette Midler’s only defense. And it’s a defense for EVERYTHING!

 +10Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: "Gwyneth Paltrow Saved A Life On Sept. 11" (45 comments)

I would stab a baby in the face to see this film.

Um, how is it that the best part of the entire story hasn’t been mentioned? Depardieu’s friend handed him a ‘miniature Evian bottle’ when it became obvious he was going to pee. But it was too small and it overflowed, so that’s when he peed in the aisle.

 +17Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Bert And Ernie Get Divorced (30 comments)

You could almost hear a felt heart ripping apart.

 +6Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: Is There Anyone In The World Who Doesn't Like Ryan Gosling? (88 comments)

Ryan Gosling is a sexual robot sent back in time to change the future for all the ladies.

 +4Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: Is There Anyone In The World Who Doesn't Like Ryan Gosling? (88 comments)

Gay for Gosling.

I am serious about this. He’s the only dude I’ve ever looked at and thought ‘I would actually like to kiss him’. Just to see what would happen.

 0Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Robot Mouth Says "Go Back To Bed" (33 comments)

 +11Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia (80 comments)

Nobody here drinks Fosters. It’s actually sort of hard to find.

 +21Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia (80 comments)

Gabe’s right. Every single one of us is a sociopathic criminal.

But just like Wilde wrote his greatest poem in prison, our criminality has gifted the world some important treasures. Need I remind everyone of RAED and Bangs?

 +3Posted on Jul 11th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Australia (80 comments)

Our national broadcaster just had a survey for the best Australian albums of all time. Silverchair got in at number two.

 +4Posted on Jul 9th, 2011 | re: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments (46 comments)

So, does this mean I made the Ball? In the most removed way possible?

 +12Posted on Jul 7th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies (117 comments)

Nice, clean piece of paper gets repeatedly scratched with a pen by Liam Neeson – Schindler’s List