This was the worst episode of SNL I’ve ever seen. Was the entire cast out at New York’s Hottest Club last night?
This weekend’s episode asks the question “How did Lorne Michaels let this happen?”
All I see is an EGOT-less homophobe in pajamas hocking my favorite snack cracker.
Amelie Gilette had a whole segment about Sendak being awful on the Hatecast about two years ago. Shortly before GABE WAS A GUEST talking about Gwyneth Paltrow and angels.
Putting food on one’s family is so unladylike!
It’s Hungarian, actually, but yes, almost every other wordfuck thing in gymnastics is Soviet-derived (Shushunova, Zamolodchikova, Podkopayeva, etc.).
I can’t begin to access this from my WORK computer because it’s so offensive and great, but watch “Twerk” by Lady (youtube username ThisIsLady).
Since when does Sookie work at Merlotte’s?
If you’re saying that’s inappropriate, then I need to rethink my entire dating strategy.
This is like that Ray Bradbury story where they lock that girl in a closet when the sun comes out for the first time in seven years, except the opposite I think?
He told this story on some late night talk show that isn’t Conan or Stewart or Colbert and therefore doesn’t matter and it was one of those things they play in the back of cabs on loop for a few months. Thank god the only time most people are in cabs are when they’re too drunk to understand what they’re being submitted to.
This isn’t going to be very good for Anna Paquin’s “Time Spent on Screen to Time Spent On Screen Naked” ratio.
Devil, someone’s beaten me to a Miss Winehouse joke already.
So I guess that Tony Bennett duet ISN’T the last Amy recording we’ll hear.
In that they can’t stand Jennifer Lopez, either?
This ad is total bullsh, etc., but my main concern is that it takes place in 2030? Like in 19 years well-educated humans (in what is apparently the most country on earth and became so in a very short period of time) are going to need to be taught what happened in the United States while they were all presumably alive in a way that supposes that it’s not still VERY germane to international politics/China’s alleged new status of Head Country In Charge (HCIC, if you will). Other than that, I find this commercial to be very libertari-YAWN.
Maybe she stole it after having very RESPECTABLE HETEROSEXUAL sex with Rocky Raccoon. Or the Pope or something.
“We’re gonna need a…smaller house. Because we’re going into foreclosure.”
With the exception of the first few seconds, you couldn’t even tell they were filming together. I bet they weren’t. That much raw, unadulterated talent in the same room can only lead to mega diva catfights.
“Next week, on a very special ’7th Heaven’”…
What’s that one where a cast member from “Friends” tried to make a romantic comedy but it failed miserably?