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 -1Posted on Nov 19th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jeremy Renner And Maroon 5 (23 comments)

This was the worst episode of SNL I’ve ever seen. Was the entire cast out at New York’s Hottest Club last night?

This weekend’s episode asks the question “How did Lorne Michaels let this happen?”

All I see is an EGOT-less homophobe in pajamas hocking my favorite snack cracker.

Amelie Gilette had a whole segment about Sendak being awful on the Hatecast about two years ago. Shortly before GABE WAS A GUEST talking about Gwyneth Paltrow and angels.

 +1Posted on Oct 6th, 2011 | re: Seth MacFarlane VS. Jon Stewart (VS. Piers Morgan?) (19 comments)

Putting food on one’s family is so unladylike!

 0Posted on Sep 27th, 2011 | re: This Robot Is A Very Impressive Gymnast (8 comments)

It’s Hungarian, actually, but yes, almost every other wordfuck thing in gymnastics is Soviet-derived (Shushunova, Zamolodchikova, Podkopayeva, etc.).

 0Posted on Sep 22nd, 2011 | re: Everyone Has To Work It (44 comments)

I can’t begin to access this from my WORK computer because it’s so offensive and great, but watch “Twerk” by Lady (youtube username ThisIsLady).

 +1Posted on Sep 9th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: True Blood Sookie Set (30 comments)

Since when does Sookie work at Merlotte’s?

 +5Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All These Lab Chimps (23 comments)

If you’re saying that’s inappropriate, then I need to rethink my entire dating strategy.

 +3Posted on Sep 6th, 2011 | re: Today We Are All These Lab Chimps (23 comments)

This is like that Ray Bradbury story where they lock that girl in a closet when the sun comes out for the first time in seven years, except the opposite I think?

 0Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: Kevin Bacon Was Mr. Cool Disguise For A Day, Hated It (26 comments)

He told this story on some late night talk show that isn’t Conan or Stewart or Colbert and therefore doesn’t matter and it was one of those things they play in the back of cabs on loop for a few months. Thank god the only time most people are in cabs are when they’re too drunk to understand what they’re being submitted to.

 +9Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: The Margaret Trailer Is Here! (28 comments)

This isn’t going to be very good for Anna Paquin’s “Time Spent on Screen to Time Spent On Screen Naked” ratio.

 0Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review (23 comments)

Devil, someone’s beaten me to a Miss Winehouse joke already.

 +1Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Very Good Yogurt With Fruit On The Bottom Review (23 comments)

So I guess that Tony Bennett duet ISN’T the last Amy recording we’ll hear.

 +5Posted on Sep 1st, 2011 | re: BREAKING NEWS: CAMERON DIAZ "CAN'T STAND" JENNIFER LOPEZ!!!!!!! (31 comments)

In that they can’t stand Jennifer Lopez, either?

 +4Posted on Mar 28th, 2011 | re: This Is Just A Good Political Ad That Is Neither Racist Nor Insane* (79 comments)

This ad is total bullsh, etc., but my main concern is that it takes place in 2030? Like in 19 years well-educated humans (in what is apparently the most country on earth and became so in a very short period of time) are going to need to be taught what happened in the United States while they were all presumably alive in a way that supposes that it’s not still VERY germane to international politics/China’s alleged new status of Head Country In Charge (HCIC, if you will). Other than that, I find this commercial to be very libertari-YAWN.

 +8Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: It Is 2011 And Victoria Jackson Is (Still) A Coconut (102 comments)

Maybe she stole it after having very RESPECTABLE HETEROSEXUAL sex with Rocky Raccoon. Or the Pope or something.

 +21Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad (133 comments)

“We’re gonna need a…smaller house. Because we’re going into foreclosure.”

 +13Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting (88 comments)

And since I can’t get the image tag to work, this:

 +20Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Bristol Palin Is Bad At Acting (88 comments)

With the exception of the first few seconds, you couldn’t even tell they were filming together. I bet they weren’t. That much raw, unadulterated talent in the same room can only lead to mega diva catfights.

 +6Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

“Next week, on a very special ’7th Heaven’”…

 +5Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

What’s that one where a cast member from “Friends” tried to make a romantic comedy but it failed miserably?