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We need to talk about how I live in Pittsburgh but you killed your twitter account.
It’s not you, it’s me.
When this movie came out, I fit Gabe’s demographic to a T and I loved this movie. Then I grew up.
Now I look back at my fondness for this movie with only shame and regret. Lovers of (500) Days of Summer will feel the same way when they re-watch it in 5 or 10 years.
Dear huckabeast,
Please stop killing it (never stop killing it).
Crispricks
Cocky Crisp
Müeslsex
Keep those Fruity Pebbles away from me.
I can only imagine the INSANE phone calls retirees bombarded Congressional offices with….
“Good morning, Congressman/Senator _____’s office.”
“STOP THESE GOD DAMNED COMMERCIALS FROM BEING SO LOUD!”
“I’m sorry sir, I can’t understand you, could you speak a little softer please?”
“I AM NOT A MAN, I AM AN 85 YEAR OLD WOMAN. I’VE RAISED 6 CHILDREN SUPPORTED WHILE THAT BASTARD DRANK AND GAMBLED ALL OUR MONEY AWAY!”
*muffled shouts from background*
“SHUT UP FRANK, YOU SON OF A BITCH! I’LL SWEAR I’LL SMOTHER YOU WITH THAT PILLOW.”
“I am SO sorry ma’am. I’m happy to hear you have such a lovely family but I really need to ask you to lower your volume.”
“DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU WORK FOR ME!!! MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY SO YOU LISTEN TO ME! i WAS READIN’ ON THAT INTERNET ABOUT WHAT YOU WASHINGTON HOT SHOTS ARE UP TO AND I DON’T LIKE IT! SO YOU FIX THESE DAMNED COMMERCIALS OR YOU’LL BE LOOKIN’ FER A JOB IN NOVEMBER!!!!”
*click*
“You have a pleasant day too, you old bitch.”
*goes back to reading Videogum*
#FormerHillEmployeeGum
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