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Right? You have to assume that the groom is going to wear Bowie leggings!
Yeah, that really awkward girl singing “Crazy Bitch” at least sang it quick.
A cashier told us that she is planning a Labyrinth themed wedding. I loved that movie when I was a kid, but was pretty surprised that a Labyrinth themed wedding would be a thing. We should have asked to be invited because that is something I think I would like to see.
I heard she made out with a hot dog!
We bought our friends’ kid this dog guitar from Target last year…
It howls and barks and is all kinds of annoying. But also adorable.
I cried throughout that entire movie. Even the happy parts made me cry. Up is a fantastic movie, but I don’t know if I can put myself through watching it again.
It’s based on this T.S. Eliot book…
As long as they cast Grumpy Cat, audiences will fill the theaters.
I LOVED this musical when I was a kid. I think I can still play part of Memory on the piano.
This reminds me of the hippy nonsense online like, “Hug a stranger today!” etc.
If a stranger tried to hug me, I might punch them in the face or run away from them as quickly as possible. If some dude hit me with a pillow?! Yuck. No thank you.
Keep your hugs and pillows away from me!
David LaChappelle, what happened? When I saw his Hotel LaChappelle book in college, I lost my damn mind over his pictures. This just makes me sad.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Our condo is too small to “entertain” so we never have to worry about hosting. We are going out to dinner with my dad and to see a movie. It is a simple holiday and that (and also the food) is why I love it.
I plan to clean on Friday and catch up on bills and whatnot, so I have the rest of the weekend to relax.
We are hopefully going to kick off some Thanksgiving resolutions next week. We don’t feel like waiting until New Years to start working out, get more sleep, eat healthier, etc.
The Hanukkah That Rocks the Dreidel
X Menorah: Days of Future Pie
No Cranberry for Old Menorah
Dreidel Miss Daisy
3 Menorah and a Turkey
3 Menorah and a Little Gravy
They will be too busy browsing the black white singles to have time to watch movies.
Do your parents live on a heart shaped island?
Orphan Black is so great! And there are only 10 episodes, so it’s not a huge time commitment.
Wife Swap is really entertaining if you are looking for sill reality tv!
Last year my dad agreed to watch the first episode of Veronica Mars with me because there were no movies we wanted to see on Thanksgiving. I have been telling him to borrow it for the longest time because I know he will like it. He would also love Breaking Bad, but I know I’ll never convince him to sign up for Netflix.
There’s not much to pick from this year either, so maybe I will just bring Veronica Mars to his house again and make him watch episode 2?
I recently found what I consider to be the perfect hoodie. I went back to the online store, prepared to buy so many of them, but they were sold out. If I had as much money as I assume Mario Batali has, I would probably see if they could produce me a line of these hoodies.
It’s like Elaine’s hunt for the sponge on Seinfeld.
“I’ll take 3 pairs of Crocs. Well, make it ten. How about 25. Yes 25 Crocs. Ok, just give me all 200!”