Good thing that college freshmen who still play with dolls are sooooooo coooooool, otherwise I’d be really worried about Andy.

All it’s missing are Beaker’s vaguely racist musings on how black people and Mexicans can call each other whatever they want, and no one else can.

Seriously, where are this kid’s parents? You would think they would be getting phone calls from concerned neighbors all the time. “Hattie? Yes, hi, it’s Pearl from next door? Yes, hi, how are you? Fine, uhhh well, I hate to have to do this again, but I heard some screaming coming from your direction earlier today, yes uhh something about haters and ginger snap cookies? Yes, I think it was your Robbie with his movie camera again. Look, it really scares the pets…”

If Kenny Powers was there, he could take all of them back to civilization on his jet ski!

Don’t you have other things to worry about? Like, oh I dunno, BEING ENDANGERED?!?!

WHOA, let’s not go saying things we can’t take back!