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 +6Posted on Feb 11th, 2010 | re: Toy Story 3 Trailer (13 comments)

Good thing that college freshmen who still play with dolls are sooooooo coooooool, otherwise I’d be really worried about Andy.

 +5Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Beaker Meeps "Dust In The Wind" Like A Gay Retard (25 comments)

All it’s missing are Beaker’s vaguely racist musings on how black people and Mexicans can call each other whatever they want, and no one else can.

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: LOOK BEHIND YOU! OR DON'T, ACTUALLY, TOO SCARY! (50 comments)

there’s a great scary mirror trick-out in the Ryan Reynolds remake of The Amityville Horror from a few years ago. it’s embarrassing to admit, but that movie scared the everloving crap out of me.

 +3Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

Ghostpupsters

 +9Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Why Can't You Just Let Ginger Kid Be Great, Asks Ginger Kid (50 comments)

Seriously, where are this kid’s parents? You would think they would be getting phone calls from concerned neighbors all the time. “Hattie? Yes, hi, it’s Pearl from next door? Yes, hi, how are you? Fine, uhhh well, I hate to have to do this again, but I heard some screaming coming from your direction earlier today, yes uhh something about haters and ginger snap cookies? Yes, I think it was your Robbie with his movie camera again. Look, it really scares the pets…”

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

The Big Lemeowski

 +7Posted on Feb 3rd, 2010 | re: The Season Premiere Of Lost, Family Style (111 comments)

If Kenny Powers was there, he could take all of them back to civilization on his jet ski!

 +12Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: Everything You Need To Know About Lost In 100 Seconds (47 comments)

Don’t you have other things to worry about? Like, oh I dunno, BEING ENDANGERED?!?!

 +7Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: "Pants On The Ground"? More Like PLAGIARISM SCANDAL ON THE GROUND! (32 comments)

WHOA, let’s not go saying things we can’t take back!

 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (52 comments)

Topher likes his lovin’ to be anything BUT graceful, Pepper Ann.

 -9Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Conan O'Brien And Jay Leno (106 comments)

“…so anyway, Jay, back in New York, before I met my wife, I used to bang this chick named Liz Lemon, and she had SUCH an ass…”

 +6Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Notebook (129 comments)

wait, what do you mean by “(first) book”? ARE THERE SEQUELS UHHHH FUUUUUUUU

 +13Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Notebook (129 comments)

Lady Spank Bank Folder would be a great band name.

 +8Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Notebook (129 comments)

he’s just been cutting onions, he’s making a lasagna…FOR ONE

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To NBC About The Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien Rumors (109 comments)

According to this thing in on the new york times website (i know, i know…) it would go like Leno from 11:30-12, Conan from 12:05-1:05, and then Jimmy Fallon at 1:05, and then who gives a fuck about that mincing butt pirate Carson Daly?

 0Posted on Jan 8th, 2010 | re: An Open Letter To NBC About The Jay Leno/Conan O'Brien Rumors (109 comments)

nice.

 +31Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: The Garlic Plants In The Road Is To Keep The Vampires Out, Duh (50 comments)

Uhhhh…MLIT?

 0Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Lil Wayne's Last Days (33 comments)

Gah! beaten to the punch again! kahdooz to you, Gobblegirl.

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Lil Wayne's Last Days (33 comments)

Yeah, because lord knows all the other people on that list were smart enough to stay away from drugs and live clean, moral lives.

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

oh, also watched “The Baader-Meinhof Complex”, which was meh. Interesting, and good cinematography and editing, but the characters were all really unlikable (even for terrorists, jeez!) and it was waaaaaay too long. it felt even longer than “Andrei Rublev”, which is 3 hours and 27 minutes long, by the way.

 +1Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

my favorite is when he surprises the old rich lady and her nurse by hiding behind the door, and he’s just randomly running an electric razor across his cheek. at that point the movie went from “enjoyable curiosity” to “genuinely great” for me.

 +4Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Awful Movie Trailer Round-Up! (55 comments)

Uhh any lingering questions about the awfulness of “Cop Out” were answered in the very last frame: “Directed by Kevin Smith”. (also the original title for the film was, I’m serious, “A Couple Of Dicks”. if they had any balls they would’ve stuck with that. Cop out, indeed!)

 +2Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (batshit [in a great way])
Muppet Christmas Carol (classic)
Andrei Rublev (loooooong [but great!])
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (masterpiece)

 +2Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: Holiday Movie Watching Open Thread (115 comments)

the one thing I remember about that movie is how Charlize Theron’s husband has a really thick Scottish accent, so whenever he tried to say “asthma”, i LOLed all the way to the bank.

 +2Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

I will be having a pizza/studying/paper-writing party for one here in Killadelphia. Have fun, monsters!