-”And my hand was this far up her ass!”
-”Psh, only that far?”

and

“Are you going to start a situation, Situation? Because the situation is about to get too hot for the Situation to handle, if you get what I mean about the situation, Situation.”

The thing that is conflicting about his message is that he claims his organization supports the tolerance of gay people, but still wants them to change. If everything was okay with being gay, even if, as according to him, it was put on them by outside factors,, then why would they want to change people back?
Honest, that part just confuses the hell out of me.
But it very much has to do with self-loathing, I’m sure. Plus, I mean, look at that guy; I wouldn’t fuck that guy! Would you?

What else were you going to expect from a (purportedly violent) ex-marine? We all have pasts we’d like to forget, okay man!

Actually, I like in New York, and I’m pretty sure my state senator voted against it.

Sometimes I just get sick of all the bigots around. Especially when they’ve been elected to represent me, and still vote on the side of intolerance.

So, as far as I can guess, this movie is about two things:
1) Busta Rhymes as an aspiring, though sadly impotent, father.
2) The wackiest summertimes adventure this side of Transformers 2.

Mystery: where did all my money go.
Mystery solved: I spent it all at 7-11. D’oh!

Glad to see these guys are all about christian side hugs.