TMZ is saying pretty much the opposite: Leno’s getting his old timeslot back and Conan is canceled.
You and my gay roommates both, Mr. Hausfrau.
Just kidding. I’ll never watch any of this.
Look, you can link as many youtube videos of Kristen Stewart doing her weird lip-bite-then-stick-her-tongue-out thing as you want, but that’s not going to make me be in love with her any less.
Looks like someone had a pepper shaker for breakfast this morning.
I was kind of hoping this would be a sort of Liz Lemon/Michael Scott slash fanfic, but I guess a nonsensical action movie about a middle-aged married couple is also good?
If someone could kindly upload a gif of Bill Hader spraying his mouth full of water into Kristen Wiig’s face, you would be my hero and receive one (1) upvote.
is that how women get erections?? with the brain in their pants exploding???
I really hate to attach my beautiful name to such a terrible film, but I’ll do it for the great FAME and NOTORIETY that comes with having your name in the credits of an independent horror film.
“I only regret that I am not Glenn Beck.” – Nathan Hale, 1776
The last thing I want to see when I take a girl’s pants off is terrifying Edward Cullen face staring into my eyes. That and/or a penis.
I fear that even if we increase the number of weight loss competition “reality” shows by 100%, most Americans will still be fat and lazy.
This PSA in which Heather Graham stars as the Public Option is definitely helping something, if you know what I mean. In my pants area.
Can’t believe she’s almost 40.
“It’s just neat launchin’ somethin’ that wasn’t intended to be launched.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don’t see any weird racism here, just good old fashioned, color-blind awfulness.
Last night we are all pre-op trans-centaurs.
I hope these people all get arrested.
He’s alive! That son of a bitch, making me worry like that, I hope he accidentally finds his way on to a weather balloon and falls to his death!
Maybe if Falcon had been pussified a little harder we wouldn’t be in the mess to begin with.
PARENTS: NEVER LET YOUR CHILDREN OUTSIDE.
Wait, so, he fell out? Because that makes this story go from whimsical to really sad.
That Sonic Youth tag is criminally underused.
Sometimes I forgot (and/or force deep, deep into my subconscious) that she was in one of my favorite movies.
I gotta tell you, as someone who is a CPAFCJ, the hours suck and the pay is pretty mediocre.