You and my gay roommates both, Mr. Hausfrau.

PART 3???

Just kidding. I’ll never watch any of this.

Look, you can link as many youtube videos of Kristen Stewart doing her weird lip-bite-then-stick-her-tongue-out thing as you want, but that’s not going to make me be in love with her any less.

Looks like someone had a pepper shaker for breakfast this morning.

I was kind of hoping this would be a sort of Liz Lemon/Michael Scott slash fanfic, but I guess a nonsensical action movie about a middle-aged married couple is also good?

If someone could kindly upload a gif of Bill Hader spraying his mouth full of water into Kristen Wiig’s face, you would be my hero and receive one (1) upvote.

is that how women get erections?? with the brain in their pants exploding???

????

I really hate to attach my beautiful name to such a terrible film, but I’ll do it for the great FAME and NOTORIETY that comes with having your name in the credits of an independent horror film.

“I only regret that I am not Glenn Beck.” – Nathan Hale, 1776