This is not my sandwich. This is my boyfriend’s sandwich. NO MAYO.

Good to see that Peter from The Room recovered from his football injury.

“Even though it meant we had to freeze the Masturbating Bear in carbonite, I’m excited to take over the Tonight Show. And thank you, Jay, for being such a class act and not screwing anybody over. Ever.”

This looks like an episode of Scandal Makers from Arrested Development.

While you make fun of this, I’m over at http://www.whatdrivesedward.com winning a Volvo!

(can’t wait to get my learner’s permit!)

Fake.

First Keri Hilson screws over Mr. Chi City and now she’s in this garbage video. Can we agree that she should at least go to Paltrow/Heigel State Penitentiary?

Great. I’ll bring the Faygo.

To answer your question: I do! I want to have sex with a hologram! (Not the little elephant, though. No homo!)

The chorus is great but, man, that pre-chorus is UNSTOPPABLE.