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 0Posted on Apr 4th, 2013 | re: Exercise Ball Accidents Are OUR Generation's Trampoline Accidents (20 comments)

Relax, techno jeremy.

Can we use the phrase “relax, technojeremy” more? I still try to work that into as many conversations as possible, which isn’t easy.

 +17Posted on Aug 23rd, 2012 | re: Videogum Now Accepting Submissions And Other Notes On The Future Of Videogum (170 comments)

I would like to see more Lost recaps. What ever happened to those?

 +35Posted on Apr 10th, 2012 | re: Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie (125 comments)

Post like this are why I love Videogum

 +12Posted on Mar 22nd, 2012 | re: Are You Smarter Than A Bibleth Grader? (53 comments)

A lady I used to work with who described herself as a christian and went to church every week was telling a co-worker and myself about how Jesus turned Eve, from the Adam and Eve story, in to Mary, Jesus’ mother (?), after she was kicked out of the garden of eden. I haven’t been to church since the 80′s, but I’m pretty sure all of what she said was bullshit. A weekly tv show full of stuff like this would be fucking awesome!

 +1Posted on Mar 13th, 2012 | re: What Is Michael Bay's New Reality Show?! (33 comments)

You left out: Michael Bay, childhood memory rape-rapist.

 +4Posted on Mar 2nd, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (58 comments)

Jim Carey is the same way. I watched I Love You Philip Morris and you could see Ace Ventura and Fire Marshal Bill show up every now and then.

 +10Posted on Feb 9th, 2012 | re: A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O'Reilly! (42 comments)

Touché, topknot.

 +17Posted on Feb 9th, 2012 | re: A Rare Moment Of Moral Clarity From Bill O'Reilly! (42 comments)

“I own stocks of JC Penny.” -Bill O’ Reilly

 +4Posted on Jan 26th, 2012 | re: Drake Would Really Like To Play President Obama In A Movie, You Guys (62 comments)

From that picture it looks like he is preparing to play Grimace.

Yo, get to the chopper ki yay motherfucker!

 +2Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Robot Peels Skin Off Of Grapes And Will Perform Your Next Surgery (34 comments)

The OR I used to work in has one of these. It’s mostly a toy the surgeons like to play with. They are ridiculously expensive and a normal 30 minute procedure takes 2 + hours. So much for progress.

 +1Posted on Sep 20th, 2011 | re: TOUCHDOOOOWWWNN! (31 comments)

Neat . What sport is this from?

 +10Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Rick Perry Killed 234 People (APPLAUSE BREAK) (172 comments)

George Bush 2: Electric Chair Boogaloo. Fuck this guy and the people that applauded.

 +1Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: End Of The Day Urinal Slide (29 comments)

They are celebrating the release of the Hangover 2 on blu-ray. The UNRATED edition!

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2011 | re: Anne Hathaway "Raps" About The Paparazzi On Conan (28 comments)

Yikes.

 0Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Mila Kunis Is OUR Generation's Bradley Cooper (66 comments)

Still…. one can only dream.

 +1Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Mila Kunis Is OUR Generation's Bradley Cooper (66 comments)

She said Garth Marenghi, not Rick Dagless.

 +5Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia (112 comments)

Damn! The characters I typed didn’t show up! Anyhow, Up Left Right, Up Left Right

 +2Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia (112 comments)

^ ^ I think that is Epona’s song, if I remember correctly. I need to play Zelda 64 again.

 +5Posted on Jul 27th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To The Disease Of Nostalgia (112 comments)

Sometimes I do get nostalgic for the 90′s and then I remember that I was a depressed teenager that slept 16 hours a day that grew into a depressed twenty something that slept 16 hours a day. So….. yeah.

 +4Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Dr. Deluxe (29 comments)

I bet this guy saw The Hangover this weekend with his bros.

 +1Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: Come To Mr. Coconuts On May 24th (15 comments)

Mr. Coconuts Knows I’m Miserable Now

 +3Posted on May 17th, 2011 | re: Jon Stewart Vs. Bill O'Reilly (Again) (24 comments)

Bill O’Reilly is like herpes. If you ignore him, he will eventually go away.

 +5Posted on Apr 19th, 2011 | re: New Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys (27 comments)

Anything with Chris O’Dowd in it is worth watching.