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 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Hmm, I think I have a taste for shitty beer.

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Silver Bullets Over Broadway

 +1Posted on Oct 20th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

13 Going on 30-Rack of Natty Ice

 +15Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Every Episode Of SNL Coming To Netflix Instant (36 comments)

“SNL hasn’t been funny since 1872″ etc.

 +4Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: The First Autumn Jam Of 2010: Lil P-Nut's "You Might Be The One" (46 comments)

What a shame, this was one day short of being the equinox jam.

 +16Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Check Out Apprentice Mr. Cool Disguise! (64 comments)

We’re all offended by the T-shirt tucked into cargo shorts, but the backless sequined Spanx dress gets the green light.

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Living Photograph: Chris With Teacup (52 comments)

Now THAT’S a tea party! (No, it’s not.)

 +39Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Pranks Are The Worst Case #2202: Eminem Interview Penis Prank (48 comments)

The Santa at my parents’ mall did this and it was only marginally funnier.

 +8Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US ALL GAY WITH CHIPS AND JUICE (76 comments)

This is precisely why my future children will drink nothing but Capri Sun. The cumbersome, estrogen-free packaging not only encourages the development of fine motor skills but also doesn’t make you gay.

 +14Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Guys! No! Don't Do Drugs! (79 comments)

It’s really annoying when drug dealers call my house phone soliciting their wares, especially at dinner time.