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Scarface: A documentary about the long-term effects that adult acne has had on the lives of four Americans without healthcare or Proactiv in 2010. Starring Michael Moore.
I really love everything about 1:37. She’s at her office, in her leather swivel chair, obvs annoyed, and this guy is SO all about smashing AND banging. Talk about a case of the Mondays, amirite!?!
It’s totally her “Me and a Gun”.
Gothika.
Halle Berry, Penelope Cruz, and Robert Downey Jr.
It was pretty unforgivable.
You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen a sign language interpreter do “My Neck, My Back”.
Is this the trailer for his 3D movie? I’m way into the different angles of it, and the dramatic zoom, but I can’t even fathom how much better this would be with my Real-D glasses on!
NOBODY NEEDED TOWELS!
(Oh wait, this isn’t the season with the maenads and Eggs and Bible camp. Carry on!)
You guys, I really hope she doesn’t retire soon, and then renege on it a month into her retirement, because that’d SUCK.
Fred is going to win ALL of these awards next year. Every fucking one.
I bet all those Life Alert bitches are hatin’ SO hard on Grandma Tracy right now.
“40,000 pounds of lettuce isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? 4,000,000 pounds of lettuce.” – Justin Timberlake
I wonder if this song/video will inspire other pop stars to make catchy solutions to real world problems?
Ke$ha should think about making her next record a concept album about female genital mutilation, and she should shoot the first video in Abu Dhabi with the ladies of Sex and the City.
Are Old Fred and Asian Fred going to be in the movie, too? Or are those being saved up for sequels?
Inquiring minds…
FAKE AND GAY
Gabe, I’ve had that same dream! In my version, my dad is Basil Marceaux-dot-com, and he gives me and my classmates guns.
Isn’t this the movie where he puts his penis in Chloe Sevigny’s mouth? Because, gross.
All I could understand was “AHHHHHHHH ACTION! AHHHHHHHHH ACTION!” and then that one lady got shot with fire and the roof collapsed and Captain Alex is dead and the whole thing really just looks like the BEST sequel to that Rambo movie that came out not too long ago.
The “wow” after he says MILK AND CREAAAAAAAM!!! at around 1:40 is perfect!
“A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s literally cool? A billion dollars.”
“Your site litralee got 2200 hits in two hours?”
I’m dedicating this song and video to my boyfriend favorite 16-year old Cuban, Elian Gonzales.
Also, is this gonna be on the next Twilight soundtrack? Because it should.
If she interviews Zooey Deschanel and keeps that twee-as-fuck theme music, it would be an amalgamation of gross.
Drop Dead Fred Phelps
Don´t Ask, Don´t Tell Mom the Babysitter´s Dead (and GAY)
Kissing 3D!
Sally Forth: The Movie!