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 +45Posted on Feb 7th | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum (268 comments)

Keep in touch with us, Kelly. And thanks.

 +18Posted on Feb 7th | re: Life Is A Highway, You Guys (135 comments)

I’m actually less sure that she’s real now that I know that she knows I’m not sure that she’s real.

 +8Posted on Feb 7th | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Has Finally Gone Too Far (9 comments)

I still feel that the curls on his forehead pose a far greater danger to humankind than any little baby ever could.

 +6Posted on Feb 6th | re: A Refuge For Homeless Monsters (34 comments)

I’m having the same problem! And I’ve been trying to come up with another Home Movies reference that will make me laugh every time I think about it, but I’m drawing a blank. Pfft.

 +20Posted on Feb 6th | re: How Is Everyone's Day Today? (146 comments)

 +10Posted on Feb 6th | re: The World Keeps On Turning, George Clooney Keeps On Pranking (49 comments)

I was thinking about recapping Antiques Roadshow? Because that’s definitely a better thing to do with my time than leaving my apartment to be around other people? And because I like Antiques Roadshow.

 +5Posted on Feb 5th | re: Do You Guys Want To Talk About Sherlock? (44 comments)

I don’t know why this was a reply? Whatever, we’re all in mourning

 +5Posted on Feb 5th | re: Do You Guys Want To Talk About Sherlock? (44 comments)

I really love this iteration of Moriarty and am excited that he’s coming back again. I mean, Sherlock’s big death turned out to be fake, why can’t Moriarty’s? Of course, he probably is really dead/this is all just stuff he planned before he died, but I’m going to keep hoping. A thing I really like about this show is how sensible it is about the burden of certain kinds of intelligence on a weird, dorky kid as that weird, dorky kid tries to act like a functional adult in the world.

Overall, I thought the season was weak. I don’t like Sherlock becoming more human. I seriously thought the show was ruined before it was explained that he didn’t actually have sex with that nice lady. The third episode bought me back on board, though the plot holes were like plot canyons (ha).

I am tiring of the defensiveness about whether or not John and Sherlock are gay. They clearly have a homoerotic relationship and it’s honestly looking more and more homophobic the angrier John stays about it. Homoerotic relationships, like gay sexual relationships, are totally fine and okay, even when they’re between straight guys! They love each other, it is not a big deal or even that weird (Mary obviously is cool with it, so why aren’t we supposed to be?) I wish the conversation with Irene Adler (“I’m not gay” “Well, I am”) had been the last we heard for a while.

 +7Posted on Feb 5th | re: Double Dog: My First And Last Survivor Audition Tape (26 comments)

I hadn’t seen Gabe’s Vlog before! What was I even doing with my life?

 +10Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

This is still just the most perfect picture.

 +11Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

Seconding this; I’d be happy to produce at least a recap a week, assuming I turned out to not be bad at it.

 +8Posted on Feb 3rd | re: Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something (352 comments)

Got sick -> hid in house all the time -> watched a ton of vampire movies and tv shows -> needed to read mockery of said vampire movies and tv shows -> found one of Gabe’s True Blood recaps -> The End.

 +4Posted on Feb 2nd | re: The 2014 Super Bowl Videogum Video Pizza Party! (47 comments)

You guys! The Hackathon (ha) I went to this weekend had lots of leftover food, so I’m accidentally eating potato chips at the same time as the superbowl! I’m like a Real Person!

 +13Posted on Jan 31st | re: This Is Just A Good 8-Year-Old's Friends Script (32 comments)


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 +8Posted on Jan 30th | re: Your Boyfriend's Car Is Cooooool! (7 comments)

They’re called “Littles.” You probably don’t want to google it.

I actually just did a training for the hospital system which included a segment on the protocol for baby-abandoning. I did not pay much attention because I am essentially a philosophy student and not a night guard in the ER, but my understanding is that there are special legally neutral tables which allow babies to be abandoned without guilt, but you can’t touch the baby at the wrong point in the process or suddenly it’s all finder’s keepers and you/the hospital is stuck with a baby forever. Pretty sure that’s how the law works in PA?

“If I was hosting the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of slime in that first-class audience.” – Mark Walhberg, in his application to be master of ceremonies

 +5Posted on Jan 29th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (79 comments)

I really wish they would just coordinate and send all the admissions responses on the same day. This thing where I just have to hang around pretending to pay attention for the next couple of months while my life is decided elsewhere and everyone’s super casual about when they expect to respond to my applications? This is not a good thing.
Which is to say: empathy + good luck, this is awful, probably everything will turn out fine in the end.

 +9Posted on Jan 29th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (13 comments)

“You’re a weirdo” – woman filming herself taunting her sleeping pet

 +8Posted on Jan 28th | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (6 comments)

Last night I watched a War Horse press junket interview with Hiddleson & Cumberbatch. Towards the end, Cumberbatch provides a couple minutes’ fairly nuanced analysis of the pervasive use of horses on the battlefield despite technological innovation. Hiddleson then says “You can’t even imagine what 8 million horses looks like. I mean, you wouldn’t fit 8 million horses on a football pitch. Not even two. It’s just staggering.” I love them both now because one is brilliant and one is a huge, adorable dope, though I won’t embarrass anyone by saying which is which.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAkLfrlVmCQ

 +10Posted on Jan 28th | re: You Know Vin Diesel Loves Music… (21 comments)

Careful! My second click brought me to Vin Diesel making close up, sideways licky faces, an image I may never recover from.

 +12Posted on Jan 27th | re: That's Your Cafe: Cat Cafe (32 comments)

If I ever need to suicide, cat cafe anaphylaxis might be the way to go.

 +7Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Q: Is Taylor Swift Turning Into Jennifer Aniston? (43 comments)

AHHH I block out the memory of that movie (which yes, is pretty underrated) because the Jake Gyllenhaal character is literally named Holden Worther and I just can’t, nope, no way

 +8Posted on Jan 22nd | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (94 comments)

I did two things on the very long list of things I really should have been doing in December! I am an adult! Then I watched Sherlock and avoided my friends. Pretty normal day, really.

 +11Posted on Jan 22nd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (17 comments)

I tried to find you a blingee, but I guess I am too old to understand how the internet or computers or words work anymore, so please enjoy this google image that I am now concerned is kind of racist.