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Dunno, I kind of admire someone who is like, “hey, I’d like to masturbate, but first I have to spend literal hours making art to do it to.” Dedication, or whatever.
“a duet among many”
no, bee lady. no.
I immediately imagined a careworn, adjunct professor of New Media at a state college joyously sitting down to write a new case study.
Is this an ad for fun illegal drugs? Did I already buy and consume them?
A couple months ago, I was harshly told by a group of self-described geeks that my Aristotle reference made me a hippie. It was weird and I still don’t know how to feel about it.
More subjectified than objectified. #middleschoolgrammarlessons
In college, my friend and I went to watch county court for fun on a regular basis. We got to know the security guards and had favorite judges and everything.
There was not a lot to do in Annapolis.
IMPORTANT UPDATE: More research is needed before Harry Potter books can be recommended as a safe and healthy alternative to sleep for all populations. (I just washed my face with anti-dandruff shampoo.)
Today was okay! I got to use my brain a little bit and it seemed to work out even though I only slept for two hours (replacing sleep with Harry Potter kindlebooks = 100% okay!) My only new year’s resolution was to act less weird and creepy around my classmates and I totally/mostly succeeded. People tried to hug me and stuff. Human!
I am very into exclamation marks, I guess is what happened today.
Eight years is a long time to spend getting a PhD in Dying On Another Planet.
My first reaction: Is the obi also bulletproof? Do they coordinate?
Doc Marten makes vegan 14-holes and oxfords.
Most decent vegan shoes are made of more complicated synthetics that aren’t plastic. They definitely decompose and their “footprint” (ugh, I never intend puns in any context, I promise) is much better than leather’s.
This comment needs more funny, I know. But fyi, you guys.
Would also accept: glitter, oil, jell-o.
This could replace all tv shows and also all conversations.
I prefer to think he’s just wearing a sexy lady’s fur-trimmed Christmas bikini and decided, for modesty, to cover up with a t-shirt.
This is pretty much how all my nightmares start.
It’s important to know when to give up in life.
Thank you for the warning! I am carefully avoiding reading this story so as not to have any (more, thanks a lot KELLY) eyeball nightmares. But I hope whatever terrible thing happened is all better now.
Not to deny that we for sure live in A Man’s World, but something creeps me out about presenting her as an innocent maiden being exploited. She had her own power (as an internationally famous person) and chose him, too. I get that there’s often a power differential in age, but it seems weird to assume that she didn’t have agency in their getting together?
Larry King’s clothes have come back around. They both look like 80′s lady power lawyers. Just add some floppy bows and you’re done!
- He wrote some genuinely beautiful books. Like, more than one Very Important, Very Good book. One of the beautiful books caused him to go into hiding after death threats/fatwas were thrown his way from all over the Muslim world. (Please note that he has also written some Very Blaaaaaah, This is Awful books. Especially recently.)
- He is not very pretty to look at, but the very pretty lady above was married to him for a while.
Well, if the entire videogum readership is going to marry him and become Sibling HusWives, I don’t want to hog my portion. Especially since I kind of think his mashed potatoes have gone rather cold, which is a gross image, but I’m sure(?) you know what I mean.
They *did* make a Final Fantasy movie
You guys can have my share of Ben Affleck the Husband.
I’m holding out for Alcide/Hugh Jackman [not peeing and wearing the gold pants]/Clive Owen/Owen Pallett. Preferably all of them, but I’m pretty open to whatever.
Huzzah! I was a case manager in an HIV clinic last year and basically spent every day freaking out over other people’s CD4 counts, so I am excited for you. I’m sorry you’re sick and that this birthday was crap and that life is disappointing so much of the time, but it’s great that your immune system is doing its thing these days and you can take fewer stupid pills. I hope you have some fun post-birthday celebrationy things coming your way.