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 +1Posted on Oct 12th, 2011 | re: Hey, Kanye West, You're Occupying Wall Street Wrong! (106 comments)

It’s like a war between the jocks and the burners and Kayne is def on the side of the burners but not too close but maybe girls will be there.

 -6Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

This was the most racist fake nonshit ever. Let the asshole white dick spend one night in the hood. Ok I quit forever (life)

 -1Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

was he in onyks (sp)

 -1Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

Fuckin Maino!!!!

 -9Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

That shit was hardcore with Robyn. It’s like, hey Robin go get fucked in the face.

 -2Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

It’s like Linkin Park, go away already, Jesus.

 0Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

True dat

 -5Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

i moderate you, sir

 -2Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

zzzzz

 -6Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

Somebody call me when you find your ball

 +1Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards Videogum Pizza Party (177 comments)

When is Don Draper gonna have his Ralph Fiennes moment from Schindler’s List? It’s not ok for me to explain

 -1Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (26 comments)

cantareadamytophergrace

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: Sad Keanu Just Fucking With Us Now (96 comments)

Also zis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWh6PMi9Ek

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: Sad Keanu Just Fucking With Us Now (96 comments)

When I was in Prague this summer I had to cringingly endure a couple from Texas laugh hysterically at fact that our waiter used phrases from the movie Borat. And while Borat was clearly making fun of these people, the couple seemed to think they were the ones with the upper-hand, meaning every time Borat walked away they would crack up hysterically and say funny Borat things and get quiet only when Borat would come back with a Budveiser or Stroganoff or whatever. Point is, Joaquin Phoenix’s new movie, “I’m Not Really Me and Where the Fuck is Casey Affleck’s Fucking Double Burger?” is a poor man’s version of that couple.

Now, Keanu Reeves is making sad faces around town in an attempt to fuck with us squares? Where is the connection? I got my eye on you, Gus Van Sant.

And at the lowest end of all this awesome postmodernity, Weezer’s new album “Hurley” with the pic of Hurley from Lost on the cover. What are you trying to communicate RIVER(S) (head explodes)?

I guess what I’m trying to say is fuck everyone involved in the fucking face for forcing Joaquin’s to make this movie. Also, fuck Steve Winwood.

 -1Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: Encyclopedia Monsters And The Case Of Chelsea Handler And The VMAs (98 comments)

She’ll go girl/girl.

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: Encyclopedia Monsters And The Case Of Chelsea Handler And The VMAs (98 comments)

Hosting Twillight is a big responsibility to leave to a girl who just last year was ” Eros Ny’s sexiest gfe Mr President of MTV program director.”

 +1Posted on Jul 7th, 2010 | re: Operation: Endgame Looks Like The Best Straight-To-DVD Movie Ever (38 comments)

Please address this

http://silentbobspeaks.com/

Specifically the purpose of today’s front page.

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: True Blood S03E03: So This Show Is Just Straight-Up Porno Now? (71 comments)

“Eggs” is a poor character name

 0Posted on Jun 26th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (95 comments)

and Traffic!

 +3Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

Do you mean the one where we all die at the end?

 -4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

This Hausfrau person jumped all over me last time I couldn’t stand unbearable Steve Winwood. How many fake personalites do you have Steve?

 +3Posted on Jun 23rd, 2010 | re: Well, This Amber Alert PSA Is Completely Terrifying And Also Nonsense (61 comments)

That’s the unabomber. He, like I, lives in a cabin in the woods and is late to the party on most days. That’s just the way it is.