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 +1Posted on Apr 5th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (30 comments)

“Dear friends I officially announce I got a part in J. Bond new film!!!” she wrote. “Turkey here I come! Thank u all for you love and support! This is officially the happiest day of my life b*tches!!!!”

ughuhgughughughguh

 +3Posted on Sep 19th, 2011 | re: The Lion King Has Still Got It! (39 comments)

I’m happy to say that morning report is NOT in Lion King 3D.

 +6Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: 21,000 Bottles of Definitely Not Insane Dan Aykroyd Vodka Stolen (29 comments)

Rites of passage for space adolescents are very different than our own.

 +16Posted on May 12th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Notsewfast (33 comments)

I want to believe this is true. I WANT TO BELIEVE.

 +3Posted on May 11th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Godsauce (42 comments)

At least you’ve learned your lesson.

 +5Posted on May 10th, 2011 | re: Meet Today's Guest Blogger: Superglue (20 comments)

How did I not know about MOBFD? It’s gold! GOLD.

 +2Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode One (48 comments)

Very sad.

 0Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 | re: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Trailer, You Guys (41 comments)

Yeah, the movie-verse is a real cock-up. Could’ve been so much more.

 +1Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Professor Ashton Kutcher Holds Office Hours (37 comments)

You just outed yourself, O’Brian.

I was hoping they would stumble on a group of survivors enjoying the collected works of M. Night Shamalyalayan, but this is still great.

IT SHOULD GET ALL THE UPVOTES.

 +3Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

Otters on a Plane
(spoiler: everyone has a really good time)

 +6Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

Guys, I’m worried about America.

 +10Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

Also, kid looks straight-up Vulcan:

 +3Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: "Crying For America" Is Not A Good Song! (106 comments)

One of his favourite movies is The Patriot.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 +3Posted on Feb 5th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

U of A Edmonster here too.
We should have a really awkward meet-up!

 0Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

She’s pretty. You should introduce us.

 +1Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Quiet (153 comments)

Edmontongum?

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

#lispmovies
Videogum reply system has failed me.

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Thpeak for yourthelf.

 +5Posted on Jan 4th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It Contest: Red Dawn Remake Cast Photo (126 comments)

America is doomed.

 +11Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

Agreed. Ghost Town was actually a pretty decent, fun flick. After Invention of Lying, I had to apologize to all my friends for dragging them along. Bad recommendation from FirstShowing.