What is the vegan alternative for a hot bowl of dicks?

I haven’t seen these videos or care to watch them because I have better things to do with my brain cells like watching more Subaru commercials but I have a hunch that he is only harming Gingers all ready damaged reputation. Maybe the rest of the gingers should get together and shut this kid up.

Who is in charge of digging up the celebrities for these events? I imagine there is some celebrity farm somewhere and the owners are trying to get more use out of Dave Matthews and Slash before they send them off to the big celebrity farm in the sky.

Battleship Earth and John Travolta will haunt my dreams.