On top of just the general awfulness of this movie and the whole absurd Wisconsin subplot, let’s discuss the fact that this Very Modern Love Story ambitiously attempts to look at ALL types of love — heterosexual, pre-pubescent, platonic, father-stepson, sister-retarded brother — except, in the dozens of simulatenous, barely-probable storylines, a gay relationship (oh! they did try to insinuate that that guy was in love with his best friend, but it turns out he was really in love with Keira Knightley, his sense of self-importance and a delusional belief in his videotaping acumen this whole time!). Which is, for a 2003(?) movie, kind of a major omission. For god’s sake, even “Valentine’s Day” shoehorned in a gay plotline. Instead we have to sit through a “sexy” romp through wintertime Wisconsin? NO THANKS.