Why does the host keep calling Keith Hernandez “Carlos”? Maybe that’s why Keith keeps attacking him.

That’s “You’re friend is mad at you…” forgot that pesky preposition.

These ads smell great. kudos to T&M and Terry, from a proud Old Spice wearerer….

“The funny thing is that this is still funnier, more relevant, and better executed than Kevin Smith’s movies.”

spot-on.

I’m wearing my prison issued orange jumpsuit. Watching in the common rooms with some very giddy Bloods (Crypts are not interested).

The mystique and hard-to-grasp aura of The Tonight Show vanished the instant “the denim clad nightmare monster” took over in the 90s. I love that Gabe is insanely fired up over this, as am I. His tweets during the show are gold. I am vastly more offended by the middling, mediocre corn-pone, pandering, right-leaning hokum that Leno and the worst offender ever, Al (fat doesn’t mean funny) Roker, dish out than the likes of Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia and puppet comics.

Remember when Johnny Carson just walked away and never reappeared? How cool was that? Best limelight exit ever.

Leno’s reappearance is maddening, but I do need to split my hatred time between Leno loathing and that fucking Seinfeld Ref show. Besides the smug, overly scripted lines exploding all over the place, the sexy cartoon version of Jerry’s wife bothered me the most. Last time I checked, she was still a 4. I thank Gabe again, for staying on top of this show also.

Back to Jay, I don’t care Conan lost “The Tonight Show,” I just care that he lost “his” show. Coco will be back with a vengeance… screaming for vengeance… must now go put on some Judas Priest… then go slash the tires of some classic cars.

Oh, and screw the ephemeral cult of Betty White (yay, beer commercial!). Allen Ludden was the true talent in that pair.