Why isn’t Devito wearing a blouse?

Yo… Let the beat bump (for realz)… 4/4 time (keepin’ it orig in dis thang) Turn up the high hat in my headphones, Vasquez. Y’all slept on my first joint but I’m coming hard with this one:

Critical meltdown, the ‘Gum is set to self-destruct / Cats be lookin’ for that fame and the end result is f***ed / Weezy got da fame and we goin’ for his crown / The trolls are on the loose and the systems crashin’ down / Smurf sex, equestrian and fake gangsta flex / Working-out, bodybuilding, guy stuff and pecs / Takin’ protein powder to make the big gains / Red Bulls for the power and Head & Shoulders for that mane / Commentin’ bout da polotiks and the movie Transformers / while girls be droppin’ panties as if they were ankle warmers / These rhymes are unique with the motive and the drive / I ain’t the Red Cross but I’m on a blood drive / Going for that gold, the glory, the jewel-covered Timex / This face is taking names and this dick is writing checks… (laser sounds)

JUST a sample… how we do. Big ups to my “Under the Bridge Troopz”… going technicolor on dat azz… Rub my belly for that audio-jelly… until next time and the next rhyme… off the dome, free-style poop, y’all. (dry ice begins to clear)

out… out… out… (fade out).

(close-up of a urine saturated mattress – Ken Burns Effect)

Prediction from the whizz-drenched pillow-top mattress: in 1 month I will be running these comments… Bow down. A monster balla’ rockin’ da monster’s ballz!

Shout-out to Big Terry! Get yo money right.

Shout out to the global warming! Get at me dog! This
mattress is literally SATURATED in urine btw. Too much Family Guy styled humor on this site for my discerning tastes…