Jake officially becomes a man when he loses his virginity. To keep the order of the universe and abide by the title of the show, Charlie is severed into two pieces (to show his dedication for his craft)

2 Bad 2 News Bears: The Streets

Hahahaha my cousin knows this guy from art school(maybe?) He told me about his fire dancing and general weirdness, so this kinda made my day

I was just going to say, “NAMBLA president Xavier Beauvois and his advisors break their legendary silence: ‘Roman Polanski is okay with us.’” but I saw that NAMBLA jokes had already been made.