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 +1Posted on Nov 22nd, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Jason Segel And Florence And The Machine (68 comments)

I got pissed because it was obvious that Edward moved his piece INTO check, and that is not allowed. Also, Bella saying “I win” instead of “Checkmate” really pissed me off. More than anything, what really pissed me off is that thanks to this movie the rules of Chess have been changed forever and I just have too deal with it.

Where can I get a chess set that sparkles in sunlight?

 +5Posted on Sep 13th, 2011 | re: And Now They Are Remaking Point Break (35 comments)

Jaleel White as Johnny Utah, or no deal.

 +2Posted on Sep 2nd, 2011 | re: Spike Lee Is Making A Hip Hop Horror Movie (14 comments)

How many times will the killer be contemplating his actions while riding a dolly with mournful jazz playing in the background?

 +15Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (152 comments)

When the words “19 years later” appeared on the screen at my theater, the lady behind me said loudly to her friend “So they’re like 30 now?”

 0Posted on Jul 5th, 2011 | re: Stop Urinating On This Guy's Apartment Building (14 comments)

You want worse? I’ve got NSFWorse for you right here:
http://www.olddirtyalley.net/

The really horrible stuff is not on the first page. Go back a few months for the real horrible.

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Gladiator

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Fight Club

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Dumbo

 +4Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

the Punisher

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

Johnson Family Reunion

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie (47 comments)

Whoops. I meant to say this just makes me ;( , but not checking my comments for mistakes makes me :( der.

 +8Posted on Jun 6th, 2011 | re: Zachary Briggs IS Available For Your Porn Movie (47 comments)

This just made makes me :(

 +4Posted on Apr 11th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Helen Mirren And The Foo Fighters (66 comments)

GOTJ parodies will only get boring when Juggalos stop getting offended by them.

 +2Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: Violent J Explains "Miracles" (78 comments)

I would love to see this, too.

 +19Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: Violent J Explains "Miracles" (78 comments)

It always kind of bugged me that the “Hatchetman” wields a cleaver.

 +7Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

Sorry. I usually make sure I write in English, but that video took hold of my language center for a brief time.

 +5Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

Naw, dawg. Feelins ‘n shit may be unapproachable, but pussy? We ALL step to that easy! Word.

Here’s another take on the same video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czVUePoFovQ

I think it captures how some of us reacted to Pinkslip.

 +43Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism (141 comments)

There’s only one “x” in “coexist.”

I actually enjoyed this movie…Of course I went convincing myself that I was seeing a re-imagining of “Mork & Mindy,” so I think I had an unfair advantage.

 +11Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: On A Very Special Episode Of The Insider (45 comments)

I’m not going to defend Gary Coleman, but those Insider folks are not my “go to” people for arbitration of a person’s normalcy and mental health.

 +5Posted on Feb 15th, 2010 | re: RT @timheidecker RT @ericwareheim (4 comments)

From the bottom of my heart, I’d like to thank Tim & Eric for 100 years of joy and laughter.

 +2Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

the Lovely Gnomes

 +1Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

Bunnyland

 +1Posted on Feb 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 16 (264 comments)

Kittens for Lambykins.