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This is the first time I’ve ever used the words “I’m excited about this Mission Impossible” but I am kind of excited by this Mission Impossible. Brad Bird directed it! You love everything he’s ever done. I’m curious to see how well he does with human faces.
Qwickster is now the Strikeforce of home movie rentals.
I wish the 80s crime rate got carried over along with 80s fashion. All these people would be getting severely mugged.
I’m guessing the same parents who brought their kids to the theater to see Hostel 2? I wanted to ask the mother if they chop a lot of dicks off in the other shows her kid watches.
Invisible aliens: Taking the aliens-disguised-as-humans money saving savvy from Starship Troopers 3 to the next logical level.
We can therefore conclude that George Clooney is also H.A.M.
It’s been difficult for me to see Christopher Plummer as anything other than the bad guy from Dreamscape, since that movie traumatized me so much as a kid. As far I’m concerned, he couldn’t get torn apart by snakemen fast enough, gay or not.
I whip my nepotism back and forth.
I like how she draws in a deep breath and thoughtfully considers each question as if she had no idea what the questions she’s asking herself would be.
Is Law & Order going to leave its eyes to one lucky New Yorker like Jerry Orbach did when he died?
My friends and I actually have a drinking game based on the frequency of lines like “There’s no time to explain”, “You’re not ready for the answer” and my favorite “I can’t tell you that right now”. It’s extremely dangerous to play.
Wow, they’re not even bothering to pretend anymore, are they. Your relative is exactly the kind of person who is going to realize they chose the wrong side for Race War 2020: Ultimatum.
Yeah, and it was such a bootleg attempt too. I think we’re suppose to feel like Ke$ha is trippin’ hard on that love shit, except this video was made by people who never used drugs and think this is what it’s like to be on them. Kind of like how most comic book artists think street gangs are all road warriors.
She walks that weird line of physicality where she’s kind of cute enough to get a drink bought for her in real life, but doesn’t do shit for anyone on camera. You can usually find people like that in a “Girls Gone Wild’ commercial.
Bum Fights would be so much more interesting if all the bums were actually Hollywood’s hottest stars in costumes but mistaken for real bums.
It’s kind of strange to hear that any scene was simply not good enough for Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo.
I count at least three teachers I would regretfully hook up with after a strong showing at happy hour.
I think what makes an action movie good these days is if the action can surprise you, which is rare. Oh you have a car chase? Wake me up when it’s over. Oh, you did a fade-away head slam into a broken door frame? I…holy shit!