Does anyone else think that they took too few liberties with the source material? All the little things that were added really worked for me (the zelda fairy fountain music, the seinfeld music, the puckman flub up with Ramona early on, the vegan police high five), and I’m pretty sure Edgar Wright “got” the comics, so it would have been nice to let some of these scenes and characters breath just a little, instead of the rapid-fire-monotone-where-no-one-moves-their-head-at-all-(except-for-julie-who’s-entire-characterization-is-built-on-head-weaving)-cram-everything-from-the-books-in-you-can-because-this-movie-is-a-shark-and-if-it-stops-it-dies. Am I just a petty tyrant in my kingdom head mad that they didn’t refer to my specific conception of these characters and scenes?

I also wonder, was everyone just not British enough? Would I have accepted, even celebrated, this if there were British accents? Am I just not British enough? (the answer to that is always yes)

All things considered though, everyone was really good (including Micheal Cera!) and this was maybe my favorite action movie of the year, I guess I was just expecting more than an action movie.

Also, Kim Pine seconded (thirded? fourthed?)! More sarcastic girls, please, hopefully not in the background!

This blew my mind way more than inception.

Did anyone else think there was going to be predator frenching when the one predator got loose and defeated underbite predator? There was a moment of snarling/looking longingly that was held a cinch too long but then underbite just got his frenching mechanisms lobbed all off and I was like oh well (probably the only time I’ve been let down by a decapitation, way to go Predatorz).

Really? That’s your contribution to the conversation? Really. Fine sign the star and we’ll put it on the wall.

Please, the knives are out figuratively here not literally, when are conservatives going to grow up and get over this weird victim complex they have? pcbowen can still speak and disagree but I guess inoffthecrossbars said things in mean way on the internet so thats some sort of oppression somehow.