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 +8Posted on Dec 2nd, 2010 | re: The Adventures Of Our Garfield (90 comments)

I agree with this. I honestly think the videos are kind of amazing in a super bizarre way. There’s almost something transcendent about some of them. If you haven’t seen pussyandtit.wmv, you have not truly lived: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCw5SZWF0Mo

 +3Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: What Is Your Batman Name? (79 comments)

Patrick, that is.
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 +15Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: What Is Your Batman Name? (79 comments)

I got BATEman. Did I do it wrong?

 +2Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

Ha, I know what it is, it just seemed like a very strange plan. Like, the CDC, really? You want to go to there? But I guess everything worked out for the best yay Grimes

 +21Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

This show kind of sucks? I mean, the characters aren’t very interesting, and they have to make backwards decisions to advance the plot (let’s go back to the city full of zombies to rescue a dude, let’s go to the CDC(??)) Also, why are there empty tanks everywhere? it seems like this show is really going to fall apart when people get over the novelty of seeing zombie gore on TV because everything about it is mediocre.

Also lol @ the person who posted to defend rich, landowning whites (the founding fathers).

 +1Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: Blue Valentine/Being White Is Hard: Restless (79 comments)

the restless one is kind of inoffensive, but the twee/quirk/barf is off the charts in the blue valentine trailer

 0Posted on Oct 14th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 34: Back To The Future Edition (245 comments)

The Assassination of George McFly by the Coward Biff Tannen

 +3Posted on Sep 27th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Amy Poehler And Katy Perry (103 comments)

it’s weird. for a show that people constantly say sucks, a lot of folks seem to expect each new SNL episode to be good? i dunno, it seems like “snl is terrible” is a bad meme at this point. the show isn’t that funny but it’s not nearly as bad as people make it seem.

 +6Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Hitler And All The Nazis Were All Homos, Says Some Fucking Asshole (82 comments)

You Can Make It Up: All Gays Are Violent Super-Nazis

 +31Posted on Apr 26th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Let's Not And Gabourey We Sidibed (Uh, what?) (95 comments)

gabe, you have my sword, but the night clearly belonged to stefon. high-waisted midgets (little people) with tight red pants and big asses? i’m already there

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: KFC Has A Proud History All Right, Of Racist Advertising! (121 comments)

It’s cool, I know Australia has had a few of these moment recently. But even before all of the fried chicken nonsense, there is some kind of implication that this white guy needs to calm down a bunch of rowdy black folk.

 +4Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: KFC Has A Proud History All Right, Of Racist Advertising! (121 comments)

I’m just troubled by Australia’s refusal to acknowledge anything as racist, seeing as they have their own group of black people they are oppressing right now. They are so obsessed with context, as if that is an excuse. If tomorrow an American company made a commercial about how all Australian Aboriginals are alcoholic child abusers or whatever, that would be racist, and we would not be able to hide behind an excuse that “well, we don’t have a history of oppressing Australian Aboriginals.” That’s not the point, which Australians seem to miss.

 +4Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Saturday Night Live: Bad Taylor Swift, Good Twilight Parody (48 comments)

Kanye was really the best thing that could’ve happened to Taylor’s career. Didn’t Gabe say this? Co-opt!~~

 0Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: Oy Vey! This Movie Looks Terrible! (51 comments)

You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there? – Tom Cruise

 +19Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Alec Baldwin And Steve Martin To Host This Year's Oscars (33 comments)

Now Baldwin will have a whole room of rude little pigs to yell at.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Let's All Pitch In And Buy The Rights To Terminator, You Guys! (44 comments)

We need to buy these rights to save the world from more Terminator movies.

 +51Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham (198 comments)

Jeff Dunham is just really sensitive to white people’s feelings, you guys. They’ve got it pretty rough these days.