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 +1Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

To Grill a Mockingbird (Or chicken, if that’s what you’re in to…)

 +1Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Armond White Is A Pretentious Jerk (34 comments)

“Because really, the reason why I do what I do is because I think there are things that need to be said about movies, about culture, about the world, that nobody’s saying.”

Change “movies” to “politics,” and that kind of sounds like Glenn Beck…

 +6Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Armond White Is A Pretentious Jerk (34 comments)

By the way, I mean 70-years-old Picasso, of course.

 +7Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Armond White Is A Pretentious Jerk (34 comments)

I don’t consider myself a film expert, but I find it funny how often White throws around the kind of film references and such that I learned about in one semester of film theory. You have to give it White, though. If trolling is an artform, he’s Picasso…

 +7Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

Everyone’s referencing Philip K. Dick and such, but this movie was so Borges it’s crazy.

 0Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

The Boone Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum…

 0Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Mr. Desmond’s Opus

 +1Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: How Do You Say "We're Sorry, For Everything" In Spanish? (42 comments)

Hijo de…

 0Posted on Sep 21st, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Forgotten (101 comments)

I remember watching this movie with a bunch of friends. We all went into it thinking it was going to be some kind of good-episode-of-X-Files type thing, but once people started getting sucked into the sky it became hilariously-bad-episode-of-the-X-Files fun (and by fun, I mean at least it was the kind of terrible that had us laughing in a what-the-hell-just-happened kind of way). At least the car crash was kind of cool, until the guy with the remote kept rewinding to watch it over and over because it was the best part of the movie.

 +7Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Is Glenn Beck Bad For America? (27 comments)

I’m LDS, and I don’t agree with Glenn Beck at all. Just for the record.

 +13Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: One Thing Leads To Another (54 comments)

Yeah, but at least that cinematography was amazing- it can’t be easy filming while being blown away by such raw power.

 +2Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Your Guide To Celebrating Avatar Day (40 comments)

When I saw the poster image, I thought it was going to be something “realistically” computer animated, like Beowulf, but I guess the uncanny valley has scared people away from that for a while (I hope… I really do)… now that I realize it’s a “live-action” movie featuring the revolutionary technology that brought us Jar-Jar Binks I’m not so sure if that’s better or worse…

 +4Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Fingers Crossed For Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Story (77 comments)

Michael Moore = the left’s Glenn Beck. Even when you agree with him on something, the way he says it makes you wish you didn’t.

 +11Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: There's Always Affordable Health Insurance In The Banana Stand (73 comments)

What I can’t find out from anybody is if the new plan will cover these Cornballer burns. Soy loco por los cornballs.

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane (83 comments)

Ah. Now it makes sense…. I always did think he would grow up to be Buffalo Bill…

 +1Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 | re: Fine, Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt (27 comments)

Hey! That’s my boyfriend!

 +7Posted on Aug 11th, 2009 | re: "GET OFF MY FAMILY!" -- Harrison Ford (37 comments)

Just goes to show, it’s only the good fathers’ families that are kidnapped and murdered.

 0Posted on Aug 5th, 2009 | re: Paula Abdul Leaves American Idol In Typically Poor Fashion (34 comments)

Did anyone else always suspect that it was really moonshine in that glass she was drinking from on the show?

 +5Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Terrifying New Face Of Suspense (70 comments)

You really have to see it on Blu Ray to get the full effect of this scene though. The low resolution of the clip doesn’t catch nuances of the smiley face’s horrifying expression.

 +1Posted on Aug 1st, 2009 | re: Liam Neeson Is The New Harrison Ford (16 comments)

There are a lot of us new folks, but I noticed a lack of people who look a lot like Che Guevara, so I decided it was my moment to stop lurking and start posting.

Oh, and I’ve got night vision.

 +5Posted on Jul 31st, 2009 | re: Liam Neeson Is The New Harrison Ford (16 comments)

Who would have thought that hiring someone to seduce your wife would lead to family peril? These writers just keep coming up with the craziest stuff!

Oh, and shouldn’t that second synopsis be titled “What’s Wrong With Esther?”