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 +43Posted on Aug 2nd, 2013 | re: This Is Just A Goodbye Post (241 comments)

I’ll just leave this here.

Disney Land is truly a magical place!

 +7Posted on Jun 24th, 2013 | re: What Do You Think About The Moving Mummy?!? (32 comments)

It means we’re all going to die. Obviously.

 +8Posted on May 3rd, 2013 | re: SOUND THE PARENT ALARM! (34 comments)

How is this child smart enough to use YouTube and a video camera but not smart enough to open a drink?

 +11Posted on May 1st, 2013 | re: It Is Time For Chris Hansen To Arrest The Whole Internet (27 comments)

I always thought it was talking about getting a BJ. But even then putting your lips together makes no sense. Unless he just wants someone to kiss his penis…. which is dumb.

 +14Posted on May 1st, 2013 | re: It Is Time For Chris Hansen To Arrest The Whole Internet (27 comments)

I feel like that kid just eye raped me. Not like raped raped, but you know regular raped.

 +12Posted on May 1st, 2013 | re: Benedict Cumberbatch Is, Once Again, Britain’s Sexiest Man (26 comments)

Because GOD made him for us.

 +16Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013 | re: Matthew McConaughey IS Mr. Cool Suit (50 comments)

If I showed up on a date and the dude was dressed like that… I WOULD MARRY HIM. Obviously.

 +14Posted on Apr 18th, 2013 | re: Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Give A Fuck (23 comments)

“That’s where I stand. I don’t give a f-ck”

I say this at least once a day. It is my life mantra. I drink a lot.

 +7Posted on Apr 18th, 2013 | re: Here Are Some Morning Links! (22 comments)

I think an angel got its wings!

 +2Posted on Mar 20th, 2013 | re: Joan Holloway Was In An Everclear Video! (32 comments)

It seems nice here in the bomb shelter.

 +5Posted on Feb 22nd, 2013 | re: I Know It's Friday, But Please Be Careful With Your Hairdo (30 comments)

I also believe real hair smells when it burns. Sister’s hair looks pretty treated though…

 +17Posted on Feb 15th, 2013 | re: Meteorite Crashing In Russia Footage Is, Uh, Not Terrifying At All! (35 comments)

Fun Fact: Don’t give your anxiety-ridden child who like stars a science-y book about the universe. She will read that the sun will swallow the earth and the damage meteors hitting the earth could cause. And she will not sleep for weeks and be freaked out about it for her entire life.

Seriously this is the stuff of my nightmares.

 +4Posted on Jan 13th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

she is still going… you can do it jodie. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

 +5Posted on Jan 13th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

Golden Globes lady is directing traffic off stage like a Chi-Town cop.

 +7Posted on Jan 13th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

I don’t fully understand the fake nude dresses.

 +2Posted on Jan 13th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party (400 comments)

I’ll comfort you….

 +4Posted on Dec 28th, 2012 | re: Crushes Of 2012 (82 comments)

Bing! Bing! Winner!

 +3Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: Let's Build A Movie: Romantic Comedy (59 comments)

How about Skinny Al Sharpton?

 +31Posted on Nov 14th, 2012 | re: Let's Build A Movie: Romantic Comedy (59 comments)

Let me just say that the “post-hit a hobo with your car” sex is AMAZING.

 +7Posted on Sep 26th, 2012 | re: Which Of These Two Rumored Celebrity Couples Upsets You The Most? (40 comments)

Seriously. I’ve been preparing my entrance video. It involves a song and a dance number.

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

I agree. Reichenbach Fall is the best of the 3 this series.

 +6Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

I agree soon to be husband.

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

My future husband lost. I’m done now.

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

She’s just prepared, you know, in case she gets stabbed.