I’ll just leave this here.
Disney Land is truly a magical place!
It means we’re all going to die. Obviously.
How is this child smart enough to use YouTube and a video camera but not smart enough to open a drink?
I always thought it was talking about getting a BJ. But even then putting your lips together makes no sense. Unless he just wants someone to kiss his penis…. which is dumb.
I feel like that kid just eye raped me. Not like raped raped, but you know regular raped.
Because GOD made him for us.
If I showed up on a date and the dude was dressed like that… I WOULD MARRY HIM. Obviously.
“That’s where I stand. I don’t give a f-ck”
I say this at least once a day. It is my life mantra. I drink a lot.
I think an angel got its wings!
It seems nice here in the bomb shelter.
I also believe real hair smells when it burns. Sister’s hair looks pretty treated though…
Fun Fact: Don’t give your anxiety-ridden child who like stars a science-y book about the universe. She will read that the sun will swallow the earth and the damage meteors hitting the earth could cause. And she will not sleep for weeks and be freaked out about it for her entire life.
Seriously this is the stuff of my nightmares.
she is still going… you can do it jodie. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
Golden Globes lady is directing traffic off stage like a Chi-Town cop.
I don’t fully understand the fake nude dresses.
I’ll comfort you….
Bing! Bing! Winner!
How about Skinny Al Sharpton?
Let me just say that the “post-hit a hobo with your car” sex is AMAZING.
Seriously. I’ve been preparing my entrance video. It involves a song and a dance number.
I agree. Reichenbach Fall is the best of the 3 this series.
I agree soon to be husband.
My future husband lost. I’m done now.
She’s just prepared, you know, in case she gets stabbed.