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 +2Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (22 comments)

I think those girls were so excited about petting a baby otter that they didn’t realize it was a baby seal.

 +2Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Poodlemelon On A Water And Other Summer Vids (20 comments)

solid summer post. that is all.

 +1Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: India Reminds Us That Pizza Hut Is The World's Nicest Restaurant (44 comments)

I’ve been to this pizza hut! It’s on the Royal Caribbean Adventure of the Seas (I think).

And not to go completely off topic, but who’s got Sizzler memories? Anyone?

 +7Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: The Footloose Remake Trailer, You Guys (62 comments)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 +6Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Chris Brown (Featuring Justin Bieber) "Next 2 U" Open Thread (32 comments)

I was just really relieved to find out there are back-up dancers in BARREN APOCALYPTIC NIGHTMARE WASTELAND. Phew.

 +2Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Chris Brown (Featuring Justin Bieber) "Next 2 U" Open Thread (32 comments)

Yeah, that lyric definitely happened. Yeeesh.

 +4Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: This Is Just Good Parenting (Opposite Blog!) (32 comments)

At the very end, there is a distinct sound of a small baby crying. That’s when my heart sank.

 +5Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Drunk Herstory With Sarah Palin: Paul Revere's Ride (95 comments)

nailed it.

 +17Posted on May 5th, 2011 | re: This Kid Is OUR Generation's Martin Luther King Jr. (53 comments)

Did that kid just have a stroke?

 +6Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: Happy Pony Day 2011, Everybody (49 comments)

Is it just me or was anyone else really disappointed when the camera panned out and it wasn’t Patrick Lentz playing the guitar?

 +9Posted on Mar 30th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 49: #ottermovies (195 comments)

Planes, Trains & Ottermobiles
The Great Otterdoors

(John Hughes on this otter’s mind)

 +22Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: I Ain't Gonna Pee-Pee My Bed Tonight (92 comments)

1. There’s real blues in Utah?
2. The Duggars need to step up their game.

 +45Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

He’s TERRIBLE — but I’d still hit it. And when I say “hit,” I mean I’d like to literally beat the fucking shit out of that guy.

 0Posted on Mar 21st, 2011 | re: We Are All Of Us Helpless In The Face Of Tragedy, But Some Of Us Less So (47 comments)

This was when he was wearing the baby mask right? I think I recall catching the tail end of that statement… bit of a haze.

 +1Posted on Mar 18th, 2011 | re: Obligatory Chet Haze Post (32 comments)

He’s terrible, but I’d still hit it — if he had a mute button.

 +5Posted on Mar 9th, 2011 | re: New York, I Love You, But You're Grossing Me Out (73 comments)

It’s the MUNI. Which apparently in Greek means “pussy.” This is according to my Greek friend who would laugh hysterical at this fact.

 +5Posted on Mar 4th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (91 comments)

this otter.

 +7Posted on Feb 18th, 2011 | re: Justin Bieber's Never Say Never: A Hyperlinked Review (59 comments)

I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I’m like really laughing at this.

 +4Posted on Feb 9th, 2011 | re: Now THIS Is How You Sell A Couch (52 comments)

Or this more vinyl version, that “might need to be wiped down.”

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/zip/2205261639.html

 +2Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: Una Vez Mas (49 comments)

Suddenly, everything is right with the world. Well, maybe just Monday.

Estoy mucho feliz.

 +7Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

Unfortunately, Bounty’s tagline of the “quicker picker upper,” just doesn’t work in this situation.

 +7Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Skittles Ads Update: Yup, Skittles Ads Are Still Weird (56 comments)

So skittles = weed, right?

 +1Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Champagne Taste (45 comments)

This is exactly the type of thing that triggers acid flashbacks.

 +15Posted on Feb 1st, 2011 | re: Operation Watch This: Canada Edition: Rastamouse! (80 comments)

Cheese = Weed, right?

 +1Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Beginners Trailer, You Guys (61 comments)

Agreed.