Find Me On:
Kentucky Fried Chicken Run
The Diving Taco Bell and the Butterfly
The Secret Olive Garden
Amorros Perros Doritos Loco Tacos
Fast Five Guys
12 Years a Slavocado
Reservoir Chili Dogs
There Will BBQ Blood
i love you, summer. you and your beautiful dark troubled soul. everything’s gonna work out just great.
this young lady should probably get up off the sidewalk
george clooney in a jetpack
I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive ZOMBIE woman.
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery? (but Royal is a zombie and he’s going to the cemetary to look for food? or sex? I’m so bad at these. Sorry guys.)
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he came back as a zombie?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, dead boys. Make your afterlives extraordinary.
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the ghost War Room!
I haunt your milkshake! I haunt it up!
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane!
one tiny quibble about the Wes Anderson trailer: it’s in a weird aspect ratio and further research shows that the film is broken up into 3 time periods, each of which is signified by an era-appropriate aspect ratio.
that is dumb to me!
but other than that, it looks excellent
i sat through a lunchtime presentation at work about how new california energy codes (Title 24) are going to require all sorts of new considerations for architectural design. I got a sandwich and a cupcake out of it but neither were very good. My job is not very good. I spent all morning trying to figure out the best way to vent the elevator hoistway in this project and I came up with a pretty creative solution but who gives a poop? Nobody.
Tonight I’m going to a weird party in oakland with my sorta-girlfriend and im probably gonna do a bunch of drugs because im not drinking this month because i think i might have a drinking problem (but drugs is totally okay, right?).
Also I still feel weird that my ex had an abortion friday and it was mine. I got someone pregnant. With my penis. Weird, right? And now that zygote is in a medical waste bag or something. A biohazard bin. I’m feeling extra glum.
On monday I randomly passed out at the gym and I don’t know why and I don’t want to know why.
My life is a bundle of shambles right now. I need an adult.
yesterday my ex told me she’d gotten an abortion and it was mine. i feel really weird about it.
I’m dressing up as the lesbian lovechild of Janet Yellen and Elizabeth Warren because they seem like they’d be great at being my 2 moms and I don’t really like my real parents
That shit was banonkers (bananas+bonkers). Loved every single minute of it. Laughed out loud inappropriately at some of the naked sentimentality, but hey whatevs. I was so terrifyied of a nightmare space death it was all worth it.