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More like broccoli-shaped, really… when you look at it… with your eyes…

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 0Posted on Jul 18th, 2013 | re: The 2013 Emmy Nominations (54 comments)

So many noms for Louis C.K. and nothing for ‘Lincoln’?! Disgraceful.

 +2Posted on Jun 25th, 2013 | re: Best New Party Game: Even Worse Breaking Bad Taglines (51 comments)

The MVP of ABQ is about to RIP

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2013 | re: Froggy Fresh - "Dunked On" (18 comments)

So, just to recap, James never gets dunked on and he don’t ever cry… but he also most definitely always steal bikes, rob houses and murder middle-aged women, that is when he is not working part-time as a security guard at a local hospital, where his own mother is functioning as the world’s most corrupt and homicidal nurse.

And he still manages to maintain a steady girlfriend and shoot hoops recreationally?! Dude’s got it together.

 +1Posted on Jun 6th, 2013 | re: Froggy Fresh - "Dunked On" (18 comments)

Don’t forget that sweet tinfoil trophy!

 +12Posted on Feb 6th, 2013 | re: COUPLE ALERT: CODE RED -- BLAIR W. AND SETH C. (31 comments)

So Death Cab for Cutie are definitely playing their wedding right?

 +1Posted on Oct 25th, 2012 | re: Billy Eichner Gets The Official Videogum "Stamp Of Approval" (16 comments)

Billy Eichner is the best. He climbed to the top of my favourite people in the world ladder when he did his batshit insane report from the opening night of Madonna’s tour… in Tel Aviv… VOGUE MOTHERFUCKER

THAT VIDEO PLAYER DOESN’T WORK SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!!

 +2Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Still Just So Excited About This (22 comments)

God that is so true.

 +8Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

*zing*

 +2Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

*your…

 +8Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

If you’re religion is dated pop culture then you’re not really an atheist are you?

 +15Posted on Oct 1st, 2012 | re: Seth MacFarlane To Host 85th Annual Academy Awards (51 comments)

Hey let’s face it guys, he’s the closest to a young Billy Crystal we’ve got. And by a young Billy Crystal I mean a middle aged showtune-wielding frozen-smiled dinosaur. It’s really a no brainer when you think about it. PLUS the voices you guys.

 +12Posted on Sep 28th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (47 comments)

No the Lynch thing ended last week. But last night featured a long sequence of Louie wrestling with a doll which was just the best, and you are just gonna have to trust me on that one.

 +15Posted on Sep 28th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (47 comments)

I like listening to Sonic Youth and i loved the last installment of Louie last night. So great.

 +7Posted on Sep 26th, 2012 | re: It Turns Out This Is Just An Ad For Candy (28 comments)

So… 9 grammys = candy aficionado?

 +25Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Mumford & Sons (35 comments)

This was pretty bad. I will say that Bobby Moynihan going “Damn, WHOSE PINOT GRIGIO IS THIS!?” just about dragged this episode up from the murky depths of tv hell for me.

 +4Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Ok, that’s it. I can’t take this, it’s the middle of the night here, i’m going to bed. Enjoy everybody! Can’t wait to check back with you tomorrow!

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

:(

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

What, the Amazing Race is still on?

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

I’ll take one for Scandinavia then…

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

It’s been a tough year for him http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/17/jon-cryer-bike-crash-tmz-live-die-death/

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Of course not. Noone can.

 +2Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: The 2012 Emmy Awards Open Thread (169 comments)

Jesus christ, really? What is this?