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 0Posted on Feb 11th, 2013 | re: Courtney Stodden Goes Shopping With Her Dad (52 comments)

I was just watching Comedy Bang! Bang! on Netflix (which everyone should be doing right now) and SPOILER ALERT Topher Grace makes an appearance!

 +4Posted on Nov 1st, 2012 | re: Who Do You Think Mitt Romney's Favorite TV Characters Are? (97 comments)

The Doomsday Killers on Dexter

 +2Posted on Jun 6th, 2012 | re: ScreamBody: Finally, An Useful Invention (26 comments)

A gentle squeeze will produce a moan, more or less.

 +10Posted on Apr 19th, 2012 | re: The Parks And Recreation Drinking Game (37 comments)

Guys! Nick Offerman came to my campus yesterday for his American Ham show and it was so excellent! He did this Snake Juice dance for a lil bit at the end and now it’s safe to say my life is fully complete.

 +2Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: BRAD PITT THREW A CHEESEBURGER AT SOMEBODY, REPORTS MATT DAMON! (21 comments)

Aw man, I’m such a joke Hamburglar.

 +4Posted on Dec 9th, 2011 | re: BRAD PITT THREW A CHEESEBURGER AT SOMEBODY, REPORTS MATT DAMON! (21 comments)

Jack’s In the Box

1. This exact thing happened at my high school like five years ago.
2. I got to the University of Wisconsin-Madison now.
3. I promise I’m not doing this, guys.

 +2Posted on Aug 24th, 2011 | re: Kids Krumping Is The Best Thing Around (26 comments)

“I am going to krump for you, a little off rhythm perhaps, but I will krump. I will krump while you croak, I will krump over your dirty corpse…” -Henry Miller, Tropic of Krumper

Let’s start a fundraiser and donate the money to Branson so he can rebuild his house! Come on, everybody, teamwork! Where’s Ty Pennington?

OR

It’s time for you to rest your case, Tom Sproat.

-everyone ever: AGREED!!

 +7Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Kim Kardashian Wedding Open Thread Or Literally ANYTHING ELSE Open Thread (105 comments)

I had mild food poisoning this weekend and I’d say I still had a more successful weekend than Kim Kardashian.

 +4Posted on Aug 22nd, 2011 | re: Surprise Twist Ending In Scary Spider Video (34 comments)

Or this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsaXfNgQZ4

 +5Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: Shop At Divine Rags (42 comments)

I feel really bad for the girl that she got rejected on a nationally televised commercial. He didn’t even offer her a seat on his couch even though there’s clearly room if they all squished together.

 +2Posted on Aug 16th, 2011 | re: Shop At Divine Rags (42 comments)

So far there have been lots of baby references today, Gabe. Trying to tell us something? Like IS IT BABY DAY TODAY?

 +9Posted on Aug 11th, 2011 | re: Is There Anyone In The World Who Doesn't Like Ryan Gosling? (88 comments)

Too soon :(

 +2Posted on Jul 29th, 2011 | re: Fox News Anchor Disproves Global Warming, Leaves Bill Nye Stunned (84 comments)

A vagina cupcake?

Yo Gabe-a Gabe-a

 +8Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

In regards to her face between 4:16 and 4:22, is she having a stroke?

 +3Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden (97 comments)

Someone spoil the plot for me because I really don’t want to force myself to watch this whole thing: Does she ever move that chunk of hair out of her face?
That’s all I wanna know.

 +4Posted on Jul 1st, 2011 | re: Uh, Vh1's Famous Food Looks Perfect (39 comments)

How can Heidi have the time for this AND her 14-hour workout? Impressive! Also impressive that she doesn’t just melt when she steps into a kitchen (you know, plastic surgery, plastic, plastic melts when heated).

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Britney Spears' New Comedy Video: "I Wanna Go" (62 comments)

“~*Live*~*Laugh*~*Love*~” -Marilyn Monroe

 0Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Britney Spears' New Comedy Video: "I Wanna Go" (62 comments)

“But yoooooou just met somebody newwwwww”. This is a Robyn reference, right?

 0Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Britney Spears' New Comedy Video: "I Wanna Go" (62 comments)

WOOF

I imagine each popsicle stick has a Hasselhoff-related compliment printed on it instead of a lame joke. “Your slow-motion bouncing pecks look GREAT today” “You’ll beat your addiction! Unless your addiction is licking miniature replicas of my body, in which case, go hog wild, pal!”

 +6Posted on Jun 22nd, 2011 | re: Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People (78 comments)

I demand to see her long-form birth certificate!