Excuse me, but I’d just like to point out that you misspelled “plagiarist” above. I’m sure it was just an honest mistake, since you seem like an intelligent young woman. Sorry to bother you, and have a nice day!

Well I didn’t know we were even holding an election, but I’m honored. I will consider all of the votes for me to be votes in support of proper spelling and grammar. I spent my whole life teaching English to animatronic nightmare children in a rural Georgia school. Well, it wasn’t so much a school as it was a tree stump out in the swamp, but we had fun anyway, and we learned things! I’m proud to say no opossums were devoured by alligators under my watch, and what’s the thanks I get for retiring with a perfect record of zero student deaths? Only having to watch the kids of today intentionally abusing the conventions of the English language through a series of electronic tubes. At my age, I have a hard enough time figuring out who Justin Bieber and Lagy Gaga are without the added difficulty of misspelled words and misplaced punctuation. Speaking of which, what is with this Ke$ha girl? I don’t mean to be rude, but I have my doubts that that is her real name. What is the world coming to?

She’s pretty.