Madonna’s gonna take the stage no matter who wins for best director, isn’t she?

Forgive me if this has been asked, but does anybody know why Lea Michele is dressed up like Gozer the Gozerian?

Madonna’s face when she sees hydrangeas.

Breaking terrible movie news: Skyline and The Last Airbender are streaming on Netflix right now.

Stop what you’re doing and avoid them as soon as possible. But if you must see them, you’ll agree with me, they would be amazing Hunt fodder. Apologies to anyone who attempts to view them. I myself am a glutton for punishment, so I look forward to enduring, hating and mocking them all over again.

I’m just glad this movie finally ended the career of the horrible Ryan Murphy. Yup, looks like he’ll never torment us with one of his works ever again.

*sobs*

Finally, a big summer movie I really liked. I’m passing a note to this movie to tell it that I “like” like it.

Now anytime I see someone do something awesome, I’ll think of it as “Fassbending.”

There is no movie worse than Running With Scissors.

The evidence:

There’s a scene where characters yell cathartically AT the camera set to “Year of the Cat”.

There’s a masterbatorium. A masterbatorium. This movie flaunts a masterbatorium to all of us who can’t even afford a masterbatorium. Way to make me feel insignificant, movie.

Also, masterbatoriums are dumb.

The “where are they now” wrap up titles at the end are hilariously pretentious.

Augusten Burroughs has written six memoirs. SIX. Shut up, Augusten Burroughs.

The movie poster:

And finally, it was directed by Ryan Murphy, who is the creator and “executive music consultant” on Glee. He, friends, is the WORST.

I rest my case.

Unlike the gatherings and hangouts around my neck of the woods, there’s not one person wearing an Affliction or Tapout shirt.

My mind = boggled.

Never has a review of a movie so awful filled me with such joy.